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Weird Random Funny Quotes By Jennifer Mathieu

Alice smiled her wide smile. The crooked incisor smile. — Jennifer Mathieu

Weird Random Funny Quotes By Nicole

I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain. — Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Weird Random Funny Quotes By Maria V. Snyder

Care to explain?" Ari asked.
"Didn't you see my signals?"
"Yeah. But they didn't make sense. Five into one and it's an intrusion."
"It's an illusion! Five of them are an illusion."
"That's not the signal for illusion. This is." Ari demonstrated the proper signal.
"That's what I did."
"No, you didn't. You did a weird twisty thing with your pinky."
"I had a scimitar at my throat. I'd like to see you try signaling under those conditions."
-Janco and Ari bickering — Maria V. Snyder

Weird Random Funny Quotes By Andrew Smith

Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there's nothing sensible you can do with it. — Andrew Smith

Weird Random Funny Quotes By Diane Arbus

Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. — Diane Arbus

Weird Random Funny Quotes By Stephanie Perkins

My smile wavers as I revert to my natural state of being: nervous and weird. — Stephanie Perkins

Weird Random Funny Quotes By Grady Hendrix

The walls of her stall were covered with graffiti. If it had been funny ("Pull here for MFA Degree" right below the toilet paper dispenser) she would've stayed longer, but it was mostly weird random names and dates. — Grady Hendrix

Weird Random Funny Quotes By Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

Do we have a hand mirror?' I asked from the kitchen doorway.
'Never use one,' said Lester, examining the date on a carton of sour cream.
'Naturally, you're a male. What you see is what you've got,' I said resentfully.
'Huh?' said Lester. — Phyllis Reynolds Naylor