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Weird Al Yankovic Funny Quotes By Sarah J. Maas

He's terrified. Terrified of seeing you in his enemies' hands. And they know it, too - they know all they have to do to own him would be to get ahold of you." "You think I don't know that? But does he honestly expect me to spend the rest of my life in that manor, overseeing servants and wearing pretty clothes?" Lucien watched the ever-young forest. "Isn't that what all human women wish for? A handsome faerie lord to wed and shower them with riches for the rest of their lives?" I gripped the reins of my horse hard enough that she tossed her head. "Good to know you're still a prick, Lucien. — Sarah J. Maas

Weird Al Yankovic Funny Quotes By Abigail Roux

Ty swore. "Next time I'll be sucking you off instead of watching it hit your belly," he growled, earning a desperate, plaintive groan from his lover in response. Ty — Abigail Roux

Weird Al Yankovic Funny Quotes By Anthony Quinn

You've got everything except one thing: madness! A man needs a little madness, or else ... — Anthony Quinn

Weird Al Yankovic Funny Quotes By William Shakespeare

Then, were not summer's distillation left
A liquid prisoner pent in walls of glass,
Beauty's effect with beauty were bereft,
Nor it nor no remembrance what it was.
But flowers distilled, though they with winter meet,
Leese but their show; their substance still lives sweet. — William Shakespeare

Weird Al Yankovic Funny Quotes By Chogyam Trungpa

If you must begin then go all the way, because if you begin and quit, the unfinished business you have left behind begins to haunt you all the time. — Chogyam Trungpa

Weird Al Yankovic Funny Quotes By Robert Charles Wilson

By definition, you can't experience your own death. Death is the end of consciousness. And consciousness persists. In the language of physics, consciousness is conserved.
I am the one who wakes up in the morning.
Always.
Every morning.
I don't die.
I just become increasingly unlikely. — Robert Charles Wilson

Weird Al Yankovic Funny Quotes By Elizabeth Hamilton-Guarino

Our paths are all different and unique. Embrace your space and also cherish and support the dreams and goals of those around you. Someone around you might not have complete clarity of their own path. Remind people of how special and unique they are and that they are enough, worthy and exactly where they need to be right now. Choose Love and Peace, Joy and Light and apply it to your life. Trying to force the future or control the future comes from fear and darkness within us. Trust. — Elizabeth Hamilton-Guarino

Weird Al Yankovic Funny Quotes By Judith Mackrell

You could make people love you, she discovered, by keeping them entertained. — Judith Mackrell

Weird Al Yankovic Funny Quotes By Marissa Farrar

The anger inside me simmers away at a constant roil. It's as if I can't think about anything else. I turn the events of the last couple of months over and over in my head. — Marissa Farrar

Weird Al Yankovic Funny Quotes By Oscar Wilde

Read the whole book, suffer it to tell even one of its secrets to your soul, and your soul will grow eager to know more, and will feed upon poisonous honey, and make atonement for terrible pleasures that it has never known. — Oscar Wilde

Weird Al Yankovic Funny Quotes By Mason Cooley

King Kong, Count Dracula, and the Phantom of the Opera are just looking for love, like the rest of us. — Mason Cooley

Weird Al Yankovic Funny Quotes By Jan Moran

Until then we must carry on and have courage. — Jan Moran