Weed Killer Quotes & Sayings

You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it. — Jeff Foxworthy

It is no disparagement to the garden to say it will not fence and weed itself, nor prune its own fruit trees, nor roll and cut its own lawns ... It will remain a garden only if someone does all these things to it ... If you want to see the difference between [the garden's] contribution and the gardener's, put the commonest weed it grows side by side with his hoes rakes, shears, and a packet of weed killer; you have put beauty, energy, and fecundity beside dead, steril things. Just so, our 'decency and common sense' show grey and deathlike beside the geniality of love. — C.S. Lewis

The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis. — Willie Nelson

I got into magic because I got into alchemy. Which I got into because I was into chemistry, which I was learning about because I wanted to get better with botany, which I had taken up studying in an effort to grow some killer weed — Drew Hayes

An unhappy woman with access to weed killer had to be watched carefully. — James Ruddick