Uptime Robot Quotes & Sayings

You couldn't have just said you wanted to be dragged back to the house and fucked, huh?" "I didn't know that was an option! — Abigail Roux

Later it will occur to him that checking your feelings, holding them inside where they burn, is what a leader has to do. Every day. — Stephen Davenport

All forms of yoga involve occult assumptions, even hatha yoga, which is often presented as a merely physical discipline. — Douglas Groothuis

In Reykjavik, Iceland, where I was born, you are in the middle of nature surrounded by mountains and ocean. But you are still in a capital in Europe. So I have never understood why I have to choose between nature or urban. — Bjork

Jealousy ... is a mental cancer. — B.C. Forbes

I'm so scared girls look at my breast implants and think, 'To get boys, you need big boobs.' I tell them, 'Don't get it done. Those fears go away. You develop other insecurities, but breasts aren't one of them.' I want to get them half-size. — Jenny McCarthy

The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again. — Aisha Tyler

Without my morning coffee I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat. — Johann Sebastian Bach

Vice is a dreary business. And virtue is not a lot of fun, either. — Mason Cooley

Life is a treasure-chest of opportunities, choices, and time. Unfortunately, the choice many people make is to argue about the details of the chest instead of seizing the treasure within it. — Steve Maraboli

If not for the pose, the arms crossed over her chest as she surveyed the dark sea churning around her, she might have been one of the great masters' statues brought to life. And in a thousand different ways, she was just as entirely out of his reach. — Alexandra Bracken

The discovery in art is often gradual, a process of minor discoveries riddled with uncertainties and the potential for making that which is discovered vanish before your eyes, like a mirage. — Geoff Dyer

It's rooted in my blood to consume you and be consumed by you. To protect you. To please you, in every way. To make you shiver when I touch you. To cause your heart to beat faster. — Shelly Crane