Un Pendejo Quotes & Sayings

Dude, estoy aqui por loco, no por pendejo, which was the punch line to the funniest Spanish joke I knew. Okay, the only one. Google it. — Cory Doctorow

That's not what I meant, pendejo. And you know it. — Julie Ann Walker

And he paddled away in his douche canoe. — Joe Hill

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him? — Bill Maher

Sam raises an eyebrow. "You know this guy?"
"Listen," I say, taking one look at White Guy and am glad he's wearing a blue button-down instead of his coral shirt. It's still geek city, but at least I can keep a straight face when I say, "This guy's been in jail more times than me. He might look like a complete pendejo, but underneath that fucked-up hair and lame shirt he's a complete badass. — Simone Elkeles

Today, I want to tell you about little Danny Pendejo. — George Carlin

Would you rather be poor and sated, or rich and hungry? Prosperity is not only greedy, but it also lies exposed to the greed of others. And as long as nothing satisfies you, you yourself cannot satisfy others. — Seneca.

You called me a pendejo."
"You are a pendejo," Ty grunted. — Abigail Roux

That was my first kiss," she said. "My first real one."
He brought his head close, resting his forehead on hers. Blond waves fell around her face, soft against her cheeks. His chest rose and fell as he drew in a breath. "Felt like the first real one for me, too. — Veronica Rossi

Want to make out?"
"With who?" she asks, not bothering to look up.
"Me."
She lifts her head from her book just long enough to give me a once-over. "No, thanks," she says, then goes back to her homework.
She's fuckin' with me. She's got to be fuckin' with me, right?
"Because of that pendejo Tuck?"
"No. Because I don't want Madison's leftovers."
Wait. Un. Momento. I've been called a lot of things before, but . . .
"You callin' me leftovers?"
"Yeah. Besides, Tuck is a great kisser. I wouldn't want you to feel bad when there's no way you can compete."
That guy hardly owns a pair of lips. "Wanna bet? — Simone Elkeles

I'm not the most charismatic, maybe emotional, fun-packed individual on the golf course; I get that. — Zach Johnson

Dude, I totally pendejo!" he said, happily calling himself an asshole. — Brian Katcher

Yes, Consul. The next time one of our esteemed members turns into a worm and eats another esteemed member, we will inform you immediately. — Cassandra Clare

If you feel compelled to respond every time you're criticized it reveals just how much you've built your identity on being right. — Tullian Tchividjian