Turning 30 Birthday Funny Quotes & Sayings

Some things just push a man's buttons. This goes beyond what we say-and into how we say it. — Shaunti Feldhahn

You're a woman, at least you taste like you are. — Jimi Hendrix

I do not believe that our relationship to the earth is liable to change for the better until it gets catastrophically worse. Our record indicates that we can walk with our eyes wide open straight into sheer destruction if there is a profit on the way-and that seems to me to be what we are doing now. I have no great expectation that human cussedness will somehow be quickly modified and turned into generosity or that humanity's care of the earth will improve much. But I do go around planting trees on the campus. — Joseph Sittler

There is no happiness finally, there is no peace, there is no joy except we be right with God. The miserable Christian is wrong in his ideas as to how this rightness with God is to be obtained. — David Lloyd-Jones

Fuck literature. — Ernest Hemingway,

I've always supported the DREAM Act. I'm a co-sponsor of the DREAM Act. — Mario Diaz-Balart

red hair is caused by sugar and lust. — Tom Robbins

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. Anonymous — Callie Smith Grant

He sucked in a breath, his head snapping back from hers. Groaning as he filled her, she arched her back against him, her nipples stroking his chest with the movement. They weren't going to make it to the living room. "Wall or floor?" he managed. — Katie Reus

In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates ? — Dino Esposito

Just as worship begins in holy expectancy, it ends in holy obedience. If worship does not propel us into greater obedience, it has not been worship. — Richard J. Foster