Top Twenty Funny Quotes & Sayings

There was a time when a musician was forced to act in a video. Seeing a singer step too far outside of his comfort zone to pour all of his high-school-drama angst into a poorly scripted scenario was a sight to behold. — Shawn Amos

When modern political Zionism emerged around the turn of the twentieth century, most Orthodox Jews opposed it. — David Novak

Loss is inevitable - you have to be blind or naive to think otherwise. — Alice McDermott

The best remedy for anger is delay. — Brigham Young

Ellen was motionless on the sidewalk, — Lois Lowry

Felicity was more romantic. She's waiting for her lover. He's a sailor and she's watching for his ship to come in. Nobody's dared tell her it's been wrecked and her lover is at the bottom of the sea. She'll go on waiting and waiting until her red hair turns as white as his bones- Good. — Vivien Alcock

I don't put together cars, I put together people. — Carol Kane

I would just love to do 'It's a Wonderful Life.' I think that movie is fantastic. — Tim DeKay

Now, I can understand why the appearance of a man struggling violently, as it would seem, with an airy nothing, and calling for assistance against a vision, should have appeared ludicrous. Then, so great was my rage against the mocking crowd that had I the power I would have stricken them dead where they stood. — Fitz-James O'Brien

Men bow before the power of genius; they hate it, and try to slander it, because genius does not divide the spoil; but if genius persists, they bow before it. — Honore De Balzac