Top Squidward Quotes & Sayings

Worry is simply thinking the same thing over and over again and not doing anything about it. — Branch Rickey

'T is greatly wise to talk with our past hours, And ask them what report they bore to heaven. — Edward Young

I say sorry to my wife about five times a day for various reasons. — Harry Connick Jr.

Friendship admits of difference of character, as love does that of sex. — Philibert Joseph Roux

You can still wear trousers and show off your ankles - which are a nice body part on everyone. — Natalie Massenet

I wrote because of their inability to nurture me. I wrote to conceal the truth that life was filled with pain and that true beauty could only come from that pain. I wrote to simply disguise that pain. — A.P. Sweet