Oscar Levant Quotes & Sayings
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Famous Quotes By Oscar Levant
I never read bad reviews about myself, because my friends invariably tell me about them. — Oscar Levant
I've changed, I'm nice to people and I'm not so self-centered. What I'm trying to do now is think of the other person. The only trouble is, I've found that the other person thinks only of himself. — Oscar Levant
[Madame Nhu was] the Sandra Dee of South Vietnam. If I were cast on a desert island with her, I would quickly make friends with the natives. — Oscar Levant
On Ira Gershwin:
I remember when he was given the manuscript of a novel written by a woman friend who had hopes of having it published. To his astonishment it turned out to be the dirtiest, most pornographic book he had ever read. When the lady mentioned that she intended to use a nom de plume, Ira suggested she call herself Henrietta Miller. — Oscar Levant
In some situations I was difficult, in odd moments impossible, in rare moments loathsome, but at my best unapproachably great. — Oscar Levant
I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends ... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night. — Oscar Levant
Ballet is the fairies baseball. — Oscar Levant
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side. — Oscar Levant
I am no more humble than my talents require. — Oscar Levant
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome. — Oscar Levant
Now that Marilyn Monroe is kosher, Arthur Miller can eat her. — Oscar Levant
Self-pity - it's the only pity that counts. — Oscar Levant
George, if you had to do it all over, would you fall in love with yourself again? — Oscar Levant
I never watch the Dinah Shore show- I'm a diabetic. — Oscar Levant
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. — Oscar Levant
I'm controversial. My friends either dislike me or hate me — Oscar Levant
An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall. — Oscar Levant
When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen. — Oscar Levant
When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion. — Oscar Levant
I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin. — Oscar Levant
A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it first. — Oscar Levant
Talent's like a baby. Wrap it up in wool and it goes to sleep. — Oscar Levant
First I brush my teeth and then I sharpen my tongue. — Oscar Levant
My last picture for Warners was Romance on the High Seas. It was Doris Day's first picture; that was before she became a virgin. — Oscar Levant
I'm a concert pianist, that's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment. — Oscar Levant
I could never have a mistress, because I couldn't bear to tell the story of my life all over again. — Oscar Levant
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel. — Oscar Levant
A conductor should reconcile himself to the realization that regardless of his approach or temperament the eventual result is the same-the orchestra will hate him. — Oscar Levant
I played an unsympathetic part
myself. — Oscar Levant
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients. — Oscar Levant
I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does. — Oscar Levant
I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good. — Oscar Levant
Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower — Oscar Levant
When I appeared before the draft board examiner during World War II, he asked me if I thought I could kill. "I don't know about strangers," I replied, "but friends, certainly." — Oscar Levant
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. — Oscar Levant
I'm a self-made man. Who else would help? — Oscar Levant
I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself. — Oscar Levant
You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. (Oscar trying to talk his way out of a speeding ticket) — Oscar Levant
Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision. — Oscar Levant
It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view. — Oscar Levant