Teoharie Quotes & Sayings

I had a number of teachers who hated me. I didn't do well in school. — Francis Ford Coppola

I sang do-wop on the street corner before it was called do-wop. — Al Jarreau

Being who you are is a lot easier than faking it. — Adam Lambert

What no woman or man needs is anyone telling them they are 'too fat' or 'too skinny.' That just adds to the many stereotypes out there about a person's weight. — LeAnn Rimes

When you're on a road trip, anything goes. — Casey Wilson

When Jesus wanted to explain to his disciples what his death was all about, he didn't give them a theory, he gave them a meal. — N. T. Wright

Who would rule a nation when he could have easier work, such as carrying water uphill in a sieve? — Robert Jordan

O all you host of heaven!O Earth! waht else?
And shall i couple hell? O Fie! Hold, hold, my heart
And you, my sinews, grow not instant old,
But bear me stiffly up. Remember thee?
Ay, thou poor ghost, while memmory holds a seat
In this distracted globe. Remember thee?
Yea, from the table of my memory
I'll wipe away all trivial fond records,
All saws of books, all forms, all pressures past
That youth and observation copied there,
And thy commandment all alone shall live
Within the book and volume of my brain,
Unmixed with baser matter; yes, by heaven! — William Shakespeare

Sometimes you don't even have to have sex at all, and for that kind of sicko, you charge double. — Sara Sheridan

A QUICKENING that will last must come through the Word of God. A man stood up in one of our meetings and said he hoped for enough out of the series of meetings to last him all his life. I told him he might as well try to eat enough breakfast at one time to last him his lifetime. That is a mistake that people are making; they are running to religious meetings and they think the meetings are going to do the work. But if these don't bring you into closer contact with the Word of God, the whole impression will be gone in three months. — D.L. Moody

I mind my body by eating whole, healthy foods. I learned from Nutrisystem to eat consistently all day; otherwise, your body hoards fat. Of course, I also mind my body when it occasionally whispers, 'Marie, you need some chocolate.' — Marie Osmond

All David Blaine is is a good-looking magician. — Penn Jillette