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Taxi Cab Fare Quotes By Aisha Tyler

When one is undone - sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one's own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery - much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China. — Aisha Tyler

Taxi Cab Fare Quotes By Dane Cook

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time. — Dane Cook