Tags Absurd Quotes & Sayings

Overheard in a Washington D.C. church confessional: "Bless me Father, for sins have been committed." — Robert Breault

Fear is a funny thing. In the right light, even tiny and insignificant fears can suddenly grow, swelling up to monstrous proportions. — Jim Butcher

If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried — Josh Stern

I was shocked to see that some of the very wealthiest people in the country have organised their tax affairs, and to be fair it's within the tax laws, so that they were regularly paying virtually no income tax. And I don't think that's right. — George Osborne

The Lord has set no limits on what He is willing to teach us and give us. We are the only ones who set limits
through our neglect our disobedience or ignorance. We are in large measure the ones who determine what we will learn and experience in mortality, and what we will receive eternally. — Sheri L. Dew

I hope people'll find out pretty quickly that the guy they saw for 10 years was my sense of humor the whole time. — Stephen Colbert

We have named all the stars and all the planet, even though they might already have had names of their own. What a nerve! — Stanislaw Lem

The results are undefined, and we all know what 'undefined' means: it means it works during development, it works during testing, and it blows up in your most important customers' faces. — Scott Meyers

My pure love is playing music. — Jamie Cullum

I am very short-sighted, and if I don't like a situation I take my glasses off. — Jenny Eclair

Geddy once joked, 'You're the only guy I know who rehearses to rehearse! — Neil Peart