Sweetlips Washington Quotes & Sayings

It is a curious fact that small boys are more terrified of their babysitters than small girls are. In part, this is because small girls and babysitters, who are usually slightly larger girls, belong to the same species, and therefore understand each other. Small boys, on the other hand, do not understand girls, and therefore being looked after by one is a little like a hamster being looked after by a shark. If you are a small boy, it may be some consolation to you to know that even large boys do not understand girls, and girls, by and large, do not understand boys. This makes adult life very interesting. — John Connolly

We were so hungry for 'Sex and the City' that even though it was heightened and written by gay men, we just needed to see different women on television. Give us another movie. — Beth Littleford

I put the bra in brand, and I top it! — Natalya Vorobyova

time and attention is just like the check, you do not just issue them to anything or anybody at all — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

Whether a man favors crepes and classical or cornbread and country, the complexities of life are all the same.
-The Rabbi- — J. Frank Dunkin

They call me, The Sharkalator — James Patterson

The attractiveness that exists to man in the very helplessness of woman is scarcely realized. — Alphonse De Lamartine

Let there be no mistake. A gay man alone could never begin to replicate the inner workings of the female mind. — Michael Patrick King

These include the beliefs that the primary, if not the only, goal of human labor and thought is efficiency; that technical calculation is in all respects superior to human judgment; that in fact human judgment cannot be trusted, because it is plagued by laxity, ambiguity, and unnecessary complexity; that subjectivity is an obstacle to clear thinking; that what cannot be measured either does not exist or is of no value; and that the affairs of citizens are best guided and conducted by experts. — Neil Postman

Watch for the blue-eyed green-eyed one," they would whisper to guests. "She killed her cousin, with one strike. Because — Kristin Cashore

The world's sewage system threatens to contaminate the stream of Christian thought. Satan will contest every hour you spend in Bible reading or prayer. — Billy Graham

Every liberal initiative, from welfare to antismoking measures, is justified by reference to 'the children.' Yet the clear result of liberal policies is to harm children even more than adults. — Mona Charen

A lot of people are singing about how screwed up the world is, and I don't think that everybody wants to hear about that all the time. — Mariah Carey