Survivability Of Colon Quotes & Sayings

You never know till you try to reach them how accessible men are; but you must approach each man by the right door. — Henry Ward Beecher

Because our goals are not lofty but illusory, our problems are not difficult, but nonsensical. — Ludwig Wittgenstein

From the moment we are born, we are
dying. Little by little, with each day that passes, we draw closer to the inevitable. — Jonathan L. Ferrara

I'm dying and all I hear are insults! — Charles M. Schulz

In every real actor, there is a need to feel for a few hours like the center of the world. Egocentrismo, we say in Italian. — Vittorio Gassman

I am left standing breathless and wondering who he is. I touch my fingers to my lips and lick them, tasting the fire he left behind. — J.L. Leslie

Lying, like license, has its degrees. — George Sand

Mordak has the mental clarity to recognise that when it comes to running a bureaucracy, Elves can achieve a degree of blinkered ruthlessness that makes goblins look like teddy-bears. — Tom Holt

A good friend will bail you out when you land in jail, but a very good friend will be sitting beside you in that jail cell. — Maya Banks

South African schoolchildren set a world record this week by creating the world's longest clothesline. Hey, what do South Africans wash their clothes with? Apar-Tide! — Dennis Miller