Stiffy Quotes & Sayings

Nicholas: If your goal was to have me

meet the Sisters of Mercy sporting a stiffy

- mission accomplished. — Emma Chase

Lately, I've been spending a lot of time rolling on the ground with men who think a stiffy represents personal growth. — Janet Evanovich

Breathe, man, just breathe, I told myself and had to think of old women at the beach in bikinis. When that didn't help, I had to go a little further and picture them in thongs. Voila! No more stiffy. — R.D. Cole

Fuck first then talk. I'm pretty sure whatever you tell me will upset my stomach and give me an iffy stiffy. You don't want an iffy stiffy do you? — D.J. Manly

Those colors of hers really begin their attack on me now, ripping through my skin, electrifying my bloodstream, sending sparks zapping around in my stomach. I take a long pull on my whisky but I can't keep a hard-on from starting. I only mention this because I have a theory that the hard-on is the number one reason for sexism down through history. I mean, it is seriously impossible to really soak in a girl's ideas, no matter how deep or true, when you have a stiffy coming on. — Tim Tharp