Stationary Bike Quotes & Sayings

Her life was like running on a treadmill or riding on a stationary bike; it was aerobic, it was healthy, but she wasn't going anywhere. — Julia Phillips

I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror. — Richard Lewis

I started mountain-bike riding two years ago, which is much better than riding a stationary bike in the gym. Mountain biking is a total body workout. — Samantha Stosur

President Bush fell off his bicycle this weekend and you know what was really sad? It's a stationary bike. — Jay Leno

I have a stationary bike that I do twice a week, but I'm not really serious about it. I just do it until I get tired. And then I have a step thing that I really hate. It's hard on your knees. I have a treadmill that keeps getting stuck. It's nice to have equipment around, though, because you can sit on it anytime. — Liz Torres

I hate going to the gym, so sweating outdoors sure beats sitting on a stationary bike staring at my navel. — Tom Selleck

Even a cursory reading of the book of Ecclesiastes shows that culture is a stationary bike that each generation climbs on in hopes of getting somewhere only to die and fall off so that the new young stud can take his turn peddling and, like a fool, make pronouncements about his progress. We would be wise to see postmodernity as simply the new guy on the old bike and not mistake cultural change for kingdom progress. — Mark Driscoll

The literal Greek translation is "school for naked exercise." Which made toweling off the stationary bike even more important. — A. J. Jacobs

I'm not a huge gym person, so I try to stay away from the gym. But I love to run on the beach or go for a walk. It's better than riding a stationary bike. — Maria Sharapova

Breathed like a contestant in a polka marathon, sit-up contest, stationary bike race. — Dennis Vickers