Smarty Pants Funny Quotes & Sayings

I told you. I'm always hard for you, I'm just good at hiding it. Which, actually, isn't easy when your dick is the size of your leg. — Karina Halle

Wisdom with an inheritance is good, but wisdom without an inheritance is better than an inheritance without wisdom. — Anne Bradstreet

Tribesmen were also wary of consulting them, because it would be impossible to be effective in battle if one knew that he was fated to die. The tribesmen preferred the taste of battle, and the thrill of not knowing what the outcome would be; the future was already written by Allah, and what he had written was always for the good of man. — Paulo Coelho

The idiot had shot their own dog. That's what happened when the destructive potential of a man's weapons exceeded his intelligence. — Ilona Andrews

The Hack is the action you take to expose, jam, complicate, disrupt, or otherwise point out the crack to the organization. — Jason Little

I believe in a lot of astrology. I believe in aliens ... I look up into the stars and I imagine: 'How self-important are we to think that we are the only life-form?' — Katy Perry

The environment is everything that isn't me. — Albert Einstein

There can only be democracy when money is not allowed to be spent in Politics. — Imran Khan

In a world that is in chaos politically, socially and environmentally, how can the human race sustain another 100 years? — Stephen Hawking

The astronomer will believe that the most erratic comet will yet accomplish its journey and revisit our sphere; but we give up those for lost who have not wandered one-half the distance from the centre of light and life. — Charles Spurgeon

I really would like to know," he said with genuine curiosity. "The next time I kill someone, I'd like to do it in a way that doesn't freak you out." "How about you don't kill anybody for a little bit?" "I can't make that promise. — Ilona Andrews

I'm outraged that we're building roads, schools, and hospitals in Iraq and Afghanistan, and that we're doing it with borrowed money from China that we're paying interest on. I'm outraged. — Gary Johnson

Let the wave of memory, the storm of desire, the fire of emotion pass through without affecting your equanimity. — Sathya Sai Baba

The media is either our salvation or our death. — David Bowie