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People are not rain or snow or autumn leaves; they do not look beautiful when they fall. — Naveed A. Khan

I feel hornier than a dog who almost got his balls snipped off. Shit, man. Your face is gorgeous. Have you always been this fine specimen? — Tijan

By seeing life's experiences through to the end, on our small scale, we can finally say, as Jesus did on the cross, "It is finished." We, too, can then have "finished our preparations," having done the particular work God has given each of us to do. However, our tiny cup cannot be taken from us either. For this reason have we come unto the world. — Neal A. Maxwell

Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly. — John F. Kennedy

Look for God, suggests my Guru. Look for God like a man with his head on fire looks for water. — Elizabeth Gilbert

Even if a fool lived with a wise man all his life, he would still not recognise the truth, like a wooden spoon cannot recognise the flavour of the soup. — Gautama Buddha

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of mad libs. — Bill Maher

The press is, almost without exception, corrupt. — Henry David Thoreau

I know you love me, Jocelyn, because there's no fucking way I can be this much in love with you, and not have you feel the same way. It's not possible. — Samantha Young

We tell each other things that have no relation to the afternoon's events or the coming night but that relate to God, to his absence that is so present, like the breasts of the young girl, so young before the immensity of what is to come. — Marguerite Duras