Short Snappy Funny Quotes & Sayings

Flattery is like a painted armor; only for show. — Socrates

Well, what did you do, what could you do when what threatened the ones you loved was something else you loved just as much? — Cassandra Clare

On every journey, we experience different cultures and diversity of thoughts. — Lailah Gifty Akita

ARE THEY ESPECIALLY WILD? — John Irving

Every American travelling in England gets his own individual sport out of the toy passenger and freight trains and the tiny locomotives, with their faint, indignant, tiny whistle. Especially in western England one wonders how the business of a nation can possibly be carried on by means so insufficient. — Willa Cather

I turned up my nose at yoga for years. I was a rugby player growing up. But now I know. When I'm on those long international flights, like 22 hours from L.A. to Sydney, I'll get up sometimes and do yoga in the aisle just to stretch out a little bit. — Jason O'Mara

My genetic autobiography can be found throughout my body. — Craig Venter