Short Quick Funny Quotes & Sayings

An entrepreneur is someone who can make enough money to pay for their mistakes. — Jayson Gaignard

I know that, like every woman of the people, I have more strength than I appear to have. — Evita Peron

The thing about Proust is his combination of the utmost sensibility with the utmost tenacity. He searches out these butterfly shades to the last grain. He is as tough as catgut and as evanescent as a butterfly's bloom. — Virginia Woolf

Labor Day, I suppose set by an Act of Congress. Everything we do nowadays is either by, or against, Acts of Congress. How Congress knew anything about Labor is beyond us. — Will Rogers

We want to fly over the top of this depression before it deepens and sucks us in. — Mike Kendrick

What I can't do," Aadon said after a minute, as he traced his fingers down those pale, marked arms, "is ever let you go." He lifted Jesse's chin and looked into his soul-stealing brown eyes. "I am too far into you to ever get out. I'll have to move in with you, because I already need to breathe you like air."

Jesse touched just the tips of his fingers to Aadon's cheek, awed by the continued acceptance. "I cannot believe I ever thought you were too tongue-tied to be a lawyer. — Jaime Samms

Enough is enough. I'm a champion. Look at me, I'm a champion. I am not a nugget. — Owen Hart

To do today's work well and not to bother about tomorrow is the secret of accomplishment — William Osler

Being together does not always mean happy. — Girdhar Joshi

I have found the reason why people suffer. It's in their ego. It's in themselves. It's who they are. They don't deserve the suffering, but they surely need it. People that suffer are too stubborn to realize that they don't know what they assume to know. They hold aggressively to their beliefs when confronted and even more when such beliefs are threatened. Therefore, they have to suffer for their beliefs. Until they change their beliefs, they will remain in suffering, and very likely suffer much more, in more ways, and much deeper. — Robin Sacredfire

Of course, Ginger was able to accomplish sex through dance. We told more through our movements instead of the big clinch. We did it all in the dance. — Fred Astaire

Then they were together so that as the hand on the watch moved, unseen now, they knew that nothing could ever happen to the one that did not happen to the other, that no other thing could happen more than this; that this was all and always; this was what had been and now and whatever was to come. This, that they were not to have, they were having. — Ernest Hemingway,

Is being a jerk one of the five stages of grief? — Lisa Schroeder

Christian community is the place where we keep the flame of hope alive among us and take it seriously so that it can grow and become stronger in us. — Henri Nouwen

off the bed to the left and run for the — James Patterson