Seinfeld Elaine Quotes & Sayings

We're often told that we live in a globalized world, and we talk about it all the time, but people don't stop to think about what it means. — Chris Cleave

Elaine: Ugh, I hate people. Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst. — Jerry Seinfeld

You eternals have long lives, but short memories. The changing people have short lives, but we do not forget. — Neil Gaiman

Are you an angel or a devil, sir? I need to know. Are you taking me up or down? — Eoin Colfer

You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt — Laurell K. Hamilton

Generally I'm wide open to people; I love helping them in any way I possibly can. But for me to invest, a business has to have a lot of creative scale; it has to be unique. — J. Christopher Burch

A mathematician experiments, amasses information, makes a conjecture, finds out that it does not work, gets confused and then tries to recover. A good mathematician eventually does so - and proves a theorem. — Steven G. Krantz

Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show. — Fanny Brice

A simple equation for the production of successful art work is lots of reference material plus lots of art supplies equals lots of painting happiness. — Robert Genn

Our earthly ball a peopled garden. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Heaven knows what virtue it has, this ecstatic book. — Virginia Woolf

Nicki Minaj has a better booty; but I have better shoes. — Rihanna