Scandals Nightclub Quotes & Sayings

Granted you want to go beyond ideas and beyond thought, but that takes years of practice. If you must think, think good thoughts, happy thoughts, and constructive thoughts. — Frederick Lenz

I don't do my work for any kind of group in particular, except for hobos, who just plain kick ass and light up my life. — Jhonen Vasquez

I cried out at the sudden visitation of pain, everyone in a silent church standing in a rustle of suits and dresses to bend back their longest fingernail. — Eric Sennevoight

I think Col. North is first a U.S. citizen and he has the same rights as you yourself do, sir. — Fawn Hall

I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes. — John Oliver

The Schnauzer listens to jazz. I listen to jazz because he likes it, and I have even gone to jazz concerts with him, but truthfully I would rather listen to retarded children pounding on pan lids with wooden spoons. — Augusten Burroughs

You pussy-whipped douche waffle. — Jamie McGuire

In order to even begin to learn how to play his instrument, it takes the guitarist weeks to build calluses on his fingertips; it takes the saxophonist months to strengthen his lip so that he might play his instrument for only a five-minute stretch; it can take the pianist years to develop dual hand and multiple finger coordination. Why do writers assume they can just "write" with no training whatsoever-and then expect, on their first attempt, to be published internationally? What makes them think they're so much inherently greater, need so much less training than any other artists? — Noah Lukeman

General statements omit what we really want to know. Example: some horses run faster than others. — Mason Cooley

As we mathematicians like to say: PHI is one H of a lot cooler than PI! — Dan Brown