Saturday Morning Funny Imagine Quotes & Sayings

The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement ... Of course, He could have built it to last longer but you can't have everything. — Neil Simon

Ruthlessness, charm, focus, mental toughness, fearlessness, mindfulness (living in the moment), and action. Who wouldn't, at certain points in their lives, benefit from kicking one or two of them up a notch? What was important was being able to turn them back down. — Kevin Dutton

Faith comes and goes. It rises and falls like the tides of an invisible ocean. If it is presumptuous to think that faith will stay with you forever, it is just as presumptuous to think that unbelief will. — Flannery O'Connor

I know that I basically have the same hair as Beaker from 'the Muppets.' — Brad Goreski

Animals were both the lives I took care of and the lives who took care of me. — Lucy Grealy

[G]lobal warming, that manufactured monomania. — Ilana Mercer

When we were doing the cheerleading for this, I was excited about doing it because I always wanted to be a cheerleader. I always wanted to but I didn't get to because I was working. — Christina Milian

When it is dark, it seems to me as if I were dying, and I can't think any more. — Claude Monet

Tits and ass and class - that's how you land a man with money, Tamara Anne. You've got two and can fake the last one. — Avery Flynn

G'bye, I'm going out to play! — Shel Silverstein