Really Douchey Quotes & Sayings

I tend to play sort of douchey. — Nick Kroll

I make a conscious decision to get involved with guys who are the worst levels of asshole. They're like the Bilbo Douchebaggins from the Shire of Douchey-ness. — Sadie Grubor

Guys warning girls not to fall in love with them is so truly douchey that it should have a higher success rate. — Lena Dunham

Thought for today: Douchey people are going to find a way to be douchey no matter what you do or how badly you want them not to be. — Kathryne Donovan

I don't even think of myself as a quote, unquote star - that's really douchey. I think of myself as just like a dance commander. — Kesha

I watch way too much television and like a lot of shows, so I'm always excited to meet those people and hope they're not douchey. — Kevin Rahm