Raspado Quotes & Sayings

Most craft give a nod, however brief and unfriendly, towards beauty. Vogon ships did not nod towards beauty. They pulled on ski masks and mugged beauty in a dark alley They spat in the eye of beauty and bludgeoned their wait through the notions of aesthetics and aerodynamics. Vogon cruisers did not so much travel through space as defile it and toss it aside. — Eoin Colfer

You have a laugh line; don't accentuate it. You get a bigger laugh. — Dick Van Patten

You know things are weird when you start appreciating your farts. — John Corey Whaley

Everyone who turns up on 'X Factor' does it because a door has been closed to them at some time in their lives, and this is the only shot they have got. — Simon Cowell

When you put your mind to it, you usually find that there is a way to achieve what you want after all. — Jane Harman

Not pretty exactly, but gleaming with the loveliness of youth. — Juliet Blackwell