Random Funny Inspirational Quotes & Sayings

The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Don't fucking quote me! — Roni Batti Kajou

I've been single so long that if I hug a brother, he'll get pregnant! — Tranea Prosser

Kindness, motherfucker, kindness. — Don Roff

Do you remember what I forgot? — Erica Goros

Be the kind of woman who, when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says Oh, no! She's up. — Joanne Clancy

Possibility of enjoying life makes death feel terrible. — Santosh Kalwar

Anytime you can escape to an adventure do it, what have you got to lose? Just keep turning the page. — Mira Monroe

He done his level best.

Was he a mining on the flat..
He done it with a zest..
Was he a leading of the choir..
He done his level best.

If he'd a reg'lar task to do,
He never took no rest..
Or if 'twas off and on the same..
He done his level best.

If he was preachin' on his beat,
He'd tramp from east to west,
And north to south ..in cold and heat..
He done his level best.

He'd Yank a sinner outen (Hades),
And land him with the blest;
Then snatch a prayer'n waltz in again,
And do his level best.

He'd cuss and sing and howl and pray,
And dance and drink and jest,
He done his level best.

Whate'er this man was sot to do
He done it with a zest;
No matter what his contract was,
He'd do his level best... — Mark Twain