Queerest Folk Quotes & Sayings

I never knowingly wanted to hurt anybody. — Brigitte Bardot

Wow-Wow Sauce, a mixture of mature scumble, pickled cucumbers, capers, mustard, mangoes, figs, grated wahooni, anchovy essence, asafetida and, significantly, sulfur and saltpetre for added potency. Ridcully inherited the formula from his uncle who, after half a pint of sauce on a big meal one evening, had a charcoal biscuit to settle his stomach, lit his pipe and disappeared in mysterious circumstances, although his shoes were found on the roof the following summer. — Terry Pratchett

The people people have for friends
Your common sense appall
But the people people marry
Are the queerest folk of all. — Charlotte Perkins Gilman

If you don't look good, we don't look good. — Vidal Sassoon

Is it true or false that Belfast is north of London? That the galaxy is the shape of a fried egg? That Beethoven was a drunkard? That Wellington won the battle of Waterloo? There are various degrees and dimensions of success in making statements: the statements fit the facts always more or less loosely, in different ways on different occasions for different intents and purposes. — J.L. Austin

I'm really happy you're taking it so well-I am- but James, this really isn't something to be excited about. We're running for our lives."
"But we're doing it together," he says for the fifth time, a huge grin overcrowding his face. He took a liking to Kenji almost too quickly, and now the pair of them are conspiring to turn out predicament into some kind of elaborate mission. — Tahereh Mafi

And a recent study revealed that American politicos spend more on Uber than on regular taxis when campaigning, a strong indication that the road ahead is likely to remain clear. — Anonymous

Anne Shirley. Anne with an e. — Lucy Maud Montgomery

The first thing I ever bought for myself was a green Lacoste shirt. — Mary-Louise Parker

If God does not exist, then there is an infinite regress.But infinite regresses are impossible.Therefore, God must exist. — Anonymous

A well-loved woman should have love marks and bites all over her body. — V.F. Mason

Artists are free to push boundaries to make art. But when pushing boundaries is their only aim, the result is usually bad art. — Jane Lynch

No sane man sets out to save the world. — S.A. Bolich

Quality is not an independent force in the universe; it depends on what you choose as your frame of reference. When — Scott Adams

There are a lot of people who are eager to assign blame. I think we're [USA] eager to try and find some solutions. One thing that would help would be comprehensive immigration reform legislation. — Josh Earnest