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Famous Quotes By Rob Corddry

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I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one. — Rob Corddry

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I've been an Apple guy since the mid 80's and that's when I was like, "Boy, you guys really got me here. I know exactly what you're doing, right down to your price points." — Rob Corddry

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I am realizing how old I am 'cause I am meeting so many people that were born in the 80s, which is crazy to me that I was going through puberty and [they weren't] even alive. — Rob Corddry

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I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling. — Rob Corddry

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Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express. — Rob Corddry

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It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal. — Rob Corddry

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The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world. — Rob Corddry

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Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously. — Rob Corddry

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I get all of my comedy from CNN. — Rob Corddry

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I've always wanted to be an actor. I didn't get into this game to be the best improviser in the world. I didn't choose improv as a stepping stone, it just happened to become one. — Rob Corddry

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I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage. — Rob Corddry

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I am a man who used to wear the tights. We traveled the country doing two Shakespeare plays for bored college students for about a year. I think I'd probably still be doing it now if I hadn't just randomly decided to go to a sketch group audition. That led to doing improv, which led to the Daily Show. But it was fun while it lasted. — Rob Corddry

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You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do. — Rob Corddry

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I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off. — Rob Corddry

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I really think of it - acting and writing and producing, whatever - as shipping. You gotta ship. Put the widget together in the easiest, quickest way possible and ship the product. — Rob Corddry

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People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is. — Rob Corddry

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I'd played a lot of best friends, and/or bad guys, which seems to be my lot in life. In romantic comedies there's always a best friend and the woman has a best friend and they always antagonise each other and then they end up together at the end of the movie. — Rob Corddry

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If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not The Naked Guy, I don't care. — Rob Corddry

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Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day. — Rob Corddry

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The head writer loves that my character is a boor. — Rob Corddry

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If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer. — Rob Corddry

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Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show. — Rob Corddry

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As a teenager, I was very much a people pleaser and that excludes being adventuresome at all. I was a Boy Scout though and so that's as adventuresome as I got. — Rob Corddry

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It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus. — Rob Corddry

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I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials. — Rob Corddry

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Anything that you can do a tiny bit of research about, I'll turn it into an obsession. — Rob Corddry

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Wow. I am really pretentious. — Rob Corddry

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I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election. — Rob Corddry

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I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day. — Rob Corddry

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I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece. — Rob Corddry

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I don't like gadgets for their own sake. I like gadgets that are tools. And I like simple gadgets that do one thing really well like a hammer. — Rob Corddry

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I don't feel like I even need to contribute. — Rob Corddry

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I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid. — Rob Corddry

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My job was basically to look at a good friend completely naked and rub lotion on her back. I was naked too, but I got to put a towel on almost immediately. So I was like, "Well, this is going to be embarrassing, but it's also going to be kinda awesome." — Rob Corddry

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Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show. — Rob Corddry

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The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom. — Rob Corddry

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I have a wife and two daughters; people who depend on me. Everything is more important than it was when I was 20. But now I'm like, "Eh, I made it this far." — Rob Corddry

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I'm a complete egomaniac. It makes me feel terrible to say [being interviewed] is hard. It's taxing in a way. Just 'cause it's a lot of mental energy just to keep focused. I actually think it's harder for journalists. — Rob Corddry

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I just want to do cool stuff. — Rob Corddry

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This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected. — Rob Corddry

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I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards. — Rob Corddry

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For most of my life, I was a worrier and an over-thinker. I had pretty bad social anxiety. — Rob Corddry

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Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil. — Rob Corddry

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I don't feel rivalry. I'm the least competitive person you'll meet ever, to a fault. — Rob Corddry

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I want to manufacture a feud. — Rob Corddry

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If anything, there's more at stake when you're older, and more responsibility and more legitimate things to worry about. — Rob Corddry

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I have to stay true to myself. — Rob Corddry

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It started off for me as just wanting to be an actor and sort of resenting in a weird way being expected to write as well as be a comedian and an improviser. And then you think about it for a minute, and I smartened up and realized that the only way to sustain a career is to generate your own material. Or to be in control of your career as best you can. And in allowing yourself to do that it opens up a whole new world of possibilities. And then you're like "Oh, producing is a thing." — Rob Corddry

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My mother was very, very Protestant. I grew up Presbyterian, and I went to church every Sunday until I was 18. I was forced to. — Rob Corddry

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If it's January, I'm dead in three hours. But in June, I'd be hungry, but I'd make it out. I'd find my way without a map or compass. I say that with confidence. I can build a fire without a match. — Rob Corddry