Gemma Halliday Quotes & Sayings

Bull-fluff. You didn't break up with a girlfriend of a whole year because of stuff. — Gemma Halliday

Our bodies are our temples. They should have a little more respect for themselves than that."
"You know, I could have sworn I saw you shoveling Cheetos into your temple last week."
"Oh, but I'm pretty sure those were nonfat," Kaylee piped up.
Oh brother. — Gemma Halliday

Oy, your karma really sucks, bubbee. You musta been Hitler in a former life or something. — Gemma Halliday

I didn't point out that Courtney and I were hardly BFFs. In Mom's world everyone under the age of eighteen was friends with everyone else, like we were all part of some secret society of minors. — Gemma Halliday

I need to be casual but not too casual. Dressy but not too dressy. I need him to think I just threw on the first thing I found and that I'm not taking this too seriously or overthinking it or even that I was thinking about it at all. Because I'm not. I'm totally not thinking about him, and I don't want him to think I was thinking about him, but I don't want him to think that I'm not thinking about him, because clearly he thought about me enough to ask me out and it would be mean not to be thinking about him at all, so I need just the right amount of thinking, and I'm not sure if that means boots and a skirt or skinny jeans and ballet flats. Help! — Gemma Halliday

The first thing I noticed when I woke up was the hippo squatting on my head. — Gemma Halliday

Jax Cassidy is a brilliant new voice in contemporary fiction. Full of heat, seduction, and romance, her winning characters are sure to capture your heart and find a place on your keeper shelf. — Gemma Halliday

Men. They were nothing but trouble anyway. I mean, really, look where the men in my life had gotten me. Handcuffed, fingerprinted, jailed ... then handcuffed again! That's it, I washed my hands of the whole lot of them. In fact, I was actually looking forward to flying home, sitting in my cozy studio and spending the evening alone with Joanie, Chachi, and the Keebler elves. Now those were my kind of men. — Gemma Halliday

All men should be required to have their marital status tattooed on their foreheads. — Gemma Halliday

Chase leaned in close. "hey" What?
Are you wearing perfume? No ... why would I be wearing perfume? ... You sure you're not wearing anything? It smells like jasmine. Must be the bushes — Gemma Halliday

Okay, so maybe he didn't sign it with a heart or an XOXO, but the man was going for coffee. Gotta love that. — Gemma Halliday

Mental face palm. Suddenly I wasn't sure there was enough room on the campus for both me and his ego. — Gemma Halliday

We actually wanted to ask you a few questions. About the interview you did this morning."
At the mention of her KTVU debut, Caitlyn softened a little. "You saw that?"
I nodded.
"How did I look on camera?"
Her grief was touching. — Gemma Halliday

Do you know how much a freaking baby costs? A million dollars. — Gemma Halliday

The kind of late where the 99% effective warnings on the side of condom boxes flashed before my eyes as I white knuckled my way down the 405, silently screaming, why me? Why, oh why me? I'm a new millennium girl. I took copious notes in 6th grade Sex Ed. — Gemma Halliday

Why is it that when someone says "trust me", I always feel less inclined to do so? — Gemma Halliday

No matter how much I may love - scratch that, loved, past tense - Josh, I was no dummy. Everyone knows the Y chromosome carries with it the instinctive urge to lie under pressure.
Which, incidentally, was what Josh was going to be under when I found him. Serious pressure.
On his larynx. — Gemma Halliday

I stopped walking and stared down at my pink painted toenails. That was it. Of course. No, not my choice of polish, although it was exceptional, — Gemma Halliday

Exactly fourteen minutes behind schedule I walked into the law offices of Dewy, Cheatum and Howe. — Gemma Halliday

Which leads me to ask ... what exactly are you going to do when we get there?"
I thought about it. "Rip Josh's nuggets off and feed them to his hamster? — Gemma Halliday

I had to admit it was adorable. You know, in a unicorns-farting-out-rainbows kind of way that made me want to hurl. — Gemma Halliday

Wow, you know a lot of swear words," Sam commented at one point. "And here I thought I had a dirty mouth."
"What can I say? Apparently candid porn starring my boyfriend brings out the best in me. — Gemma Halliday

Oh, boy. Why did I have a feeling I'd just aligned myself with Tweedle Diva and Tweedle Devious? — Gemma Halliday

Into Studio City with my eyes closed, trying not to think about — Gemma Halliday

Do you ever tell the truth?"
"Once. In fourth grade. It was overrated. — Gemma Halliday

While it wasn't a total given that all members of the Color Guard also belonged to the Chastity Club, twirling flags was considered one of the most wholesome activities on campus, meaning the ratio of Chastity girls in Color Guard was something like that of Mormons in Utah. — Gemma Halliday

In the immortal words of Mr. Burns ... eeeeexcellent. — Gemma Halliday

To say I didn't have great luck in the guy department was like saying Ryan Seacrest didn't have great luck in the height department: total understatement. — Gemma Halliday

She went in the pool," she finished for me. "Ohmigod. She was killed while tweeting. It was Twittercide! — Gemma Halliday

I took a deep breath. I'm sorry I lied, I like your Star Wars sheets, you're not that bad of a driver, and I swear on my Very Cherry lip gloss that I will never lie to you again. — Gemma Halliday

Caw! Caw, Hartley, caw!"
Chase narrowed his eyes again.
"Sam?"
I nodded. Then crossed to the window again and called down to Sam. "You can quit squawking. He caught me. — Gemma Halliday

At least he didn't have a gun. You know your day sucks when the high point is you haven't had a gun pointed at you. — Gemma Halliday

Okay, if there's one thing you don't ever say to a woman on the edge it's that she's hormonal. — Gemma Halliday

Curiously, we set out. By this point, Diego — Gemma Halliday

Earthquakes just happen. Tornadoes just happen. Your tongue does not just happen to fall into some other girls mouth! — Gemma Halliday

Connor Crane was currently the secret crush of half the female HHH population. And a couple of the males, too. — Gemma Halliday

Men. One minute they have their tongues down your throat and the next they're forbidding you from meeting your own father and criticizing your fashion choices. — Gemma Halliday

Holy effing crap, that sucks!"
I turned to her. "Effing?"
Sam shrugged. "What?"
"We're censoring now?"
"Kyle says I have a mouth like a trucker. — Gemma Halliday

The first thing I did was run. Okay, actually the first thing I did was scream, lose my balance, flail my arms in the air like some kind of uncoordinated bird, then slide down the side of the tree and land on my butt.
Then I ran. — Gemma Halliday

My theory: if the malls don't open until ten what's the point of being up earlier than that? — Gemma Halliday

There are three things you never want to find in your boyfriend's locker: a sweaty jockstrap, a D minus on last week's history test, and an empty condom wrapper.
Lucky me, I'd hit the trifecta. — Gemma Halliday

I was panting by the time we reached the back of the casino. I felt perspiration run down my back and my sandals pinch my feet. They were adorable, but they were not made for chasing bad guys. Nevertheless, I kept going, — Gemma Halliday

That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!! — Gemma Halliday

I'll go," he said.
"And that's safer because?"
"I'm a guy."
"Right, and having a pair of dingle balls makes you invincible how? — Gemma Halliday

She shot me a sugar-coated smile. I matched it calorie for calorie. — Gemma Halliday

The woman had the IQ of a squash. — Gemma Halliday