Puckoon Spike Milligan Quotes & Sayings

After Puckoon I swore I'd never write another book. This is it — Spike Milligan

R.I.P.
Tom Conlon O'Rourke.
Not Dead, just Sleeping. — Spike Milligan

Well, he thought, you can fool some of the people all the time and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be President of the United States, and on that useless profundity, Milligan himself pedalled on, himself, himself. — Spike Milligan

Author, author, did you write these legs?( The Milligan- Puckoon — Spike Milligan

The clock in the church tower said 4.32, as it had done for three hundred years. It was right once a day and that was better than no clock at all. — Spike Milligan

Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death. — Spike Milligan