Pigwiggen The Owl Quotes & Sayings

She didn't think she'd ever shown enough gratitude for the quick wits of the people she worked with, and if the evening ever ended, which it showed no signs of doing, she would rectify that. She would buy them all flowers or whisky and write a card thanking them for being so clever. — Nick Hornby

Only two things I know about Albuquerque - Bugs Bunny should've taken a left turn there. And give me a hundred tries, I'll never be able spell it. — Jimmy McGill

Most people are fascinated by what I did as a teenager, but when I look back at my life, I don't think very much about those years. I was an opportunist and got away with things because I was very young, but I went to prison and came out and remade my life. — Frank Abagnale

Religions work for their own aggrandizement - strengthen the church and so on - and they use reinforcers of one kind or another to get obedience and so on from their communicants. — B.F. Skinner

The second vice is lying, the first is running in debt. — Benjamin Franklin

Of course, you didn't want our help. Now I have to go beat up some soldier just to keep my ego intact. — Maria V. Snyder

Ethical and questions of philosophy interest me a great deal. — Robert Sheckley