Quotes & Sayings About Penguins Funny

I've just finished my book, I wrote it on penguins. Come to think of it, paper would have been better. — Milton Jones

Only about 3 percent of animal species are monogamous. A couple of penguins, some otters and a few other oddball critters. To these select few it comes natural to mate for life and never look at another member of the opposite sex. Humans are not part of that little club. Like the other 97% of species, humans are not monogamous by nature. We just pretend that we are. — Oliver Markus

The answer to every problem involved penguins — Rick Riordan

You want to know the coolest part?" Mom chimed in. "There isn't assigned seating at the dinning room, and they have tables for four. That means the three of us can sit down and if we pile the extra chair with our gloves and hats, nobody can sit with us!"
Dad and I looked a each other, like, Is she joking?
"And penguins," Mom quickly added. "I'm wildly excited about all those penguins. — Maria Semple

Don't believe what you hear about those penguins. A species of lazy waddlers. Their extinction is immanent. — Benson Bruno