Peeing In Pool Quotes & Sayings

There is a small, but important, difference between peeing in the pool, and peeing into the pool. — Demetri Martin

Do you want to know why I don't like the so-called connoisseurs of arts? I hate hypocrisy. I'll give you an example: if the movie is colored and tells us about two friends who sit in the pool, fart into the water, get out of the pool and fart into each other's face it will be thrash, a lack of a culture and a third-rate comedy. But if the movie is black-and-white and tells us about two friends who cross the desert and peeing on each other, shit on the sand, and then they eat each other's shit, and on top of that they fucking each other's ass it will be a brilliant art house movie. — Ilze Falb

2387. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments exactly!) — Olav Laudy

'bye. Great knowing you. Fun peeing next to you in the wave pool that one time...? — Lauren Strasnick

I learned this summer that peeing in the pool and peeing INTO the pool are very different things. Location, Location, Location. — Demetri Martin

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? — George Carlin