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Jenny Offill's Dept. of Speculation resembles no book I've read before. If I tell you that it's funny, and moving, and true; that it's as compact and mysterious as a neutron; that it tells a profound story of love and parenthood while invoking (among others) Keats, Kafka, Einstein, Russian cosmonauts, and advice for the housewife of 1896, will you please simply believe me, and read it? — Michael Cunningham
Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it. — Robert Breault
It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Billy is a funny, cheeky, lovely boy and I love being with him. Parenthood is terrifying though. I can barely walk past a building without panicking that it's going to collapse on his head. — Rufus Sewell
Our parents would not be 'The best parents in the world' (to us) if they were not our parents. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. — Rodney Dangerfield