Paiute Golf Quotes & Sayings

We have a country to turn around. This week you will nominate the most experienced executive to seek the presidency in 60 years in Mitt Romney. He has no illusions about what makes America great, and he doesn't confuse the presidency with celebrity, or loftiness with leadership. — Artur Davis

Beauty endures only for as long as it can be seen; goodness, beautiful today, will remain so tomorrow. — Sappho

Since all taxpayers are being forced to fund the religion of evolution in schools and it is evolution that must be proven to be the only way our universe came into being like the textbooks say, what happens if one jury member will not vote with the rest? — Kent Hovind

Hey, Captain," Ty called after him.
Turner stopped and turned, raising an eyebrow.
"Is there a reason you have to be such a dick all the time?"
Turner licked his lips and walked closer, looking all around them to ensure they were having a private discussion. "Because," he said in a low voice as he drew closer. "Being such a dick all the time lets you know that when I stand here and tell you I love you, I fucking mean it. — Abigail Roux

Suffer all things and strive to please Christ. Your well-wisher and servant, Tychon, Bishop of Voronezh September 1773. — G.P. Fedotov

Unless we take action on climate change, future generations will be roasted, toasted, fried and grilled. — Christine Lagarde

Our whole wedding cost 180 bucks. Afterward, we re-heated lasagna for everyone and set off fireworks. — Larry The Cable Guy

I love having debates with people when they are debates but some people, you just can't. Some people shouldn't be given the oxygen. — Russell T. Davies

I especially like your autumn trees, gracefully letting their leaves fall. That is how I would like to shed my own leaves in this autumn of life, easily and elegantly. Why be so attached to what we are bound to lose anyway? I suppose I mean youth, which has been so present in our conversations. — Isabel Allende

Take away the Big Bang and what has God done? Burned a bush and got a girl pregnant. Great, he's a high school junior. — Stephen Colbert

He was doing quite well until the last sentence, but if you bare your arse to a vengeful unicorn, the number of possible outcomes dwindles to one. — David Mitchell