Optimism Humor Quotes & Sayings

Not everything is funny or will make you laugh...but what a worthy goal to have. — Bobby Darnell

The Beatles did everything with down-to-earth humor, honesty, optimism, style, charisma, irreverence, intelligence, and a particularly spiky disdain for falseness. — Mark Lewisohn

It is all very well to say that all princesses are good and beautiful and charming; but this is usually a determined optimism on everybody's part rather than the truth. After all, if a girl is a princess, she is undeniably a princess, and the best must be made of it; and how much pleasanter it would be if she were good and beautiful. There's always hope that if enough people believe as though she is, a little of it will rub off. — Robin McKinley

As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be? — Cassandra Clare

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it. — George Bernard Shaw

To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make! — Criss Jami

What's great about the geek spirit is that life never seems to stop us, and they never seem to kill our enthusiasm, our optimism and our hunger to experience the world. We keep our sense of humor, we protect our dignity, we talk to our friends about the experience and then we start again fresh the very next day. — Paul Feig

Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when one's groin greets each day with such a gala spectacle of physical optimism? — C.D. Payne

Optimism is the young boy who notices that a girl notices that he notices her. — R.N. Prasher

What's wrong with you? I asked myself. You are a happy person. You are an upbeat sort of person. Men smile at you on the subway, women ask you what shampoo you use. Cheer up for Christ's sake, I told myself, relax, you're fine, be happy, Girl. When I talk to myself I call myself Girl. — Jennifer Belle

There are times when looking on the bright side takes a lot ot work. I'm taking a break from it tonight. I'll be back at it tomorrow. — C.C. Alma

Written with passion, honesty, humor, and a stubborn, rebellious optimism, Dear Marcus is like nothing I've ever read. When a bullet in the back told Jerry McGill not to go on, Jerry went on-smiling. — Shalom Auslander

Tiny Giggles
Silly giggles of laughter
I store upon a shelf
I give some to other
I save some for myself
I am rich beyond all measure
Though not with worldly wealth
I store up these treasures
For my heart and soulful health. — Muse

Optimism indicates that the situation has not been clearly understood. — Anonymous

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. — Charlaine Harris

We are not going to die."
Butters stared up at me, pale, his eyes terrified. "We're not?"
"No. And do you know why?" He shook his head. "Because Thomas is too pretty to die. And because I'm too stubborn to die." I hauled on the shirt even harder. "And most of all because tomorrow is Oktoberfest, Butters, and polka will never die. — Jim Butcher

Treasure the beauty of youthful life and the wisdom of adulthood. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Edwin is prepared to believe that a glass exists. And further, that this glass holds liquid. — Patrick E. McLean

I was also built from delusional optimism and folly. — A.S. King

Lighten up." I yawned, pointing across the street to the diner. "If I got upset every time someone beat me, or chased me, or tried to rape me, I'd be crying in my cereal every morning. No one likes a whiner. — Mary Calmes

We'll never survive!"
"Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has. — William Goldman

I find nothing more depressing than optimism. — Paul Fussell

Look on the bright side," said Simon, "If they need a human sacrifice, you can always offer me. I'm not sure the rest of you qualify anyway. — Cassandra Clare

I can help you." He finalised.
"How?" Both Jezka and Faze asked.
"I don't know but it's nice to sound optimistic, wouldn't you agree. — Keisha Keenleyside

If you're optimistic, think of it as bronze. — Markus Zusak

But mostly, I remembered what I've always believed. What my mom taught me. That while some things are just plain awful, most things in life can be seen either tragic or comic. And it's your choice. Is life a big, long, tiresome slog from sadness to regret to guilt to resentment to self-pity? Or is life weird, outrageous, bizarre, ironic, and just stupid?
Gotta go with stupid.
It's not the easy way out. Self-pity is the easiest thing in the world. Finding the humor, the irony, the slight justification for a skewed, skeptical optimism, that's tough. — Katherine Applegate

We've got an unbeatable team."- Sauron — Robert Lynn Asprin

If a woman cannot make her mistakes charming, she is only a female. — Oscar Wilde

Optimism: That effervescent, blindingly- bright, perky, chipper, twittering quality you want to squash out of annoying people. — Richelle E. Goodrich

The best thing to learn from any government is that it does not get affacted by what other people talk or think about it. — Amit Kalantri

It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily.
"So it is."
"And freezing."
"Is it?"
"Yes," said Eeyore. "However," he said, brightening up a little, "we haven't had an earthquake lately. — A.A. Milne

If you think this Universe is bad, you should see some of the others. — Philip K. Dick

Step ahead immediately and do what you have to do before it's too late. — Moutasem Algharati

Quick, I told myself. Try to remember what you learned from Jimbo's Self Defence for Young Ladies. Jimbo was a beefy man with prison tats.
"Go into the nearest dark alley," I recalled Jimbo saying. "Freeze like a rabbit or the creature you desire your attacker to mistake you for. If your attacker shouts out to you, respond politely - maybe your optimism will change his mind. If you're about to get into an elevator with a man you feel uncomfortable spending time with in a small, escapeless room, head right in. Remember , fear i an irrational emotion, you should probably ignore it."
Armed with these tips, I hung a right into the nearest dead-end, curled into a ball and started rolling. — The Harvard Lampoon

I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels. — Darynda Jones

You're just Little Miss Optimist, aren't you? Do you come with accessories, like a glass half full and lemons to make into lemonade, too? — Rachel Caine