Ohmigawd Funny Quotes & Sayings

I was born in New Jersey but grew up mostly in Florida. My dad died when I was 8. — John Joseph Adams

Iran is determined to remove ambiguities, continue talks and win its rights. — Hamid-Reza Assefi

Keep doing what you love to the best of your ability. Stop judging and get out of your own way. — Wayne Dyer

Why do men pray to God, Kendall? I've never understood it. God loves us. We are his cron, like my spider; we are his beloved. ... Yet when faced with mortal danger, we pray to him to spare us! Shouldn't we pray instead to the one who would destroy us, who has sought our destruction from the very beginning? — Rick Yancey

The general population doesn't know what's happening, and it doesn't even know that it doesn't know. — Noam Chomsky

It's a relief now to be able to stand next to my godfather and finally feel like I've accomplished something in the game of baseball. — Barry Bonds

What I speak and express is what, that does not even belong to me. — Alok Jagawat

That would be cool if the earth's crust was made out of graham cracker. It would disappear just like the ozone layer, but for completely different reasons. — Mitch Hedberg