Napoleon Dynamite Karate Teacher Quotes & Sayings

I tell so many lies, sweetheart," he said. "which one specifically? — Cassandra Clare

I feel better now that we decided not to worry. I think most people spend too much time worrying about stuff that never happens. — K. Martin Beckner

Oh, dear God - " "Pretty sure God's not here just now. Leave a message. Maybe He'll get back to you. — Mira Grant

Because that's the way the world works, isn't it? You can work hard and be miserable, or do nothing and be happy. — Brian Katcher

They were both standing in front of me now, staring at me. Weston to my right, Donovan to my left, like a real life game of This or That, and of course the choice was This. It was the only choice. Practically. For my sanity. The other one wasn't even an actual option. And yet my body pulled traitorously toward That. — Laurelin Paige

I was to discover that like the overcoat that snugly wraps Rizal in all his statues and photographs, Rizal is obscured by countless myths and preconceived ideas ... Without his overcoat, Rizal was human, like you and me. — Ambeth R. Ocampo

You need people around you that care about you and are thinking about you in your best interest. And keep your mind straight. — Q'orianka Kilcher

My name is Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden. Conjure by it at your own risk. I'm a wizard. I work out of an office in midtown Chicago. As far as I know, I'm the only openly practicing professional wizard in the country. You can find me in the yellow pages, under "Wizards." Believe it or not, I'm the only one there. My ad looks like this:
HARRY DRESDEN - WIZARD
Lost Items Found. Paranormal Investigations.
Consulting. Advice. Reasonable Rates.
No Love Potions, Endless Purses, Parties, or Other Entertainment
You'd be surprised how many people call just to ask me if I'm serious. — Jim Butcher

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. — Andy Roddick