Misheard Song Quotes & Sayings

I knew Armada was only a videogame, but I'd never been one of the "best of the best" at anything before, and my accomplishment gave me a real sense of pride. — Ernest Cline

I don't believe that we are what we do although many thinkers argue otherwise. I believe that what we do is, very often, a poor approximation of what we are
an imperfect manifestation of a much better totality. Even the best of us sometimes bite off, as it were, less than we can chew. — Donald Barthelme

On the night Test faced the Great One, this is what he'll see ... twelve sharpshooters stinging, eleven eyebrows raising, ten spines a'bustin, nine noggins knocking, eight kicks a'kicking, seven punches punching, six suplexes smashing, five seconds of the people chanting The Rock's name ... four Rock Bottoms, three People's Elbows, on your two buckteeth, and an ass-kicking all over New Orleans! — Dwayne Johnson

Sometimes just to touch the ground is enough for me, even if not a single thing grows from what I plant. — Andy Couturier

In the evening of the first day my father conducted us to the public baths. — Mary Antin

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun. — Nancy Cartwright

The way to have a company that executes well is you have to execute well yourself. — Sam Altman

In Hitchcock's eyes the movement was dramatic, not the acting. When he wanted the audience to be moved, he moved the camera. He was a subtle human being, and he was also the best director I have ever worked with. — Bruce Dern

Two weeks of killer sunburn is worth a lifetime of being gorgeous — Scott Westerfeld

People do have a - people, unlike politicians, are allowed to change their minds. People are allowed to look back and say, you know what, all things considered, I don't think that was the smart move. — Chris Matthews

Not a shred of evidence supports the existence of matriarchy anywhere in the world at any time. [ ... ] The matriarchy hypothesis, revived by American feminism, continues to flourish outside the university — Camille Paglia

I wear my dad's cross. It's very important to me. I hang it in my locker before each game. — Hope Solo

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. — Voltaire

A smile doesn't always mean you're happy." I shrugged and looked away. "Sometimes it just means you're ready to face whatever comes. — Rachel Harris