Miscue Lounge Quotes & Sayings

More is not better. Better is better! — Mike Michalowicz

In order to see, I have to be willing to be seen. — John Stewart

Well, that's splendid!" Mr. Goat said. "As long as we preserve our friendship - that's the important thing." "Yes!" Olivia said. "Exactly!" There was a pause. "Can I kiss you?" Mr. Goat said. Olivia groaned. "I just want to be friends," she said firmly. "That's all." "I — Simon Rich

A woman always wants to change her man but a man wants her to be unchanged. — Debasish Mridha

Proof then, has retreated in the face of belief. Science, once heralded as the arbiter of truth, has had its facade of objectivity punctured. Intellectuals may point to the uncertainty of Heisenberg, but generally this has more to do with the growing distrust of statistics and the knowledge that scientists in the pay of governments and multi-nationals are no more objective than their masters. Science, once the avowed enemy of religion, now sees books BT Christian physicists and Taoist mathematicians. Science sells washing powders and status symbols and comes in the form of icons of technological nostalgia. — Phil Hine

In my experience, the ex-military guys came in two types. The first grew long hair, sprouted beards, and indulged in all the things they hadn't been able do while they'd been in the armed forces. The second did their best to pretend they never got out. — Ilona Andrews

I am a fast dresser, 30 minutes max with hair and makeup. I don't have a uniform, but I like to be comfortable. — Diane Von Furstenberg

This is a dream as old as America itself: give me a piece of land to call my own, a little town where everyone knows my name. — Faith Popcorn

Vimes woke in damp and utter darkness with sand under his cheek. Some parts of his body reported for duty, others protested that they had a note from their mother. — Terry Pratchett