Misattributed To Darwin Quotes & Sayings

I always was a writer, but then I wanted to do stand-up because I thought that was a way that I could perform what I wrote. — Roseanne Barr

Sometimes I try my hand at turning out small profundities and uncertain short stories, but I always end up with just one single word: God. — Etty Hillesum

How do you make God laugh?" "I have no idea," I say. "Make a plan," he says, then pauses for a moment to let it sink in. "That's it: Make. A. Plan. — Giano Cromley

We turned to find Morpheus standing there with enough rage in his black eyes to send the Devil packing for heaven. — A.G. Howard

Real reason he'd gone was the one most bad decisions have in common: it had seemed like a good idea at the time. — Stephen King

I don't expect life to make sense," he said after a few moments, "but it could certainly be pleasant if it would stop kicking us in the balls. — Scott Lynch

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change. — Leon C. Megginson

It is from the remembrance of joys we have lost that the arrows of affliction are pointed. — Henry MacKenzie

To the Memory of the Americans who fell at Eutaw, — Philip Freneau

Winning is only important in war and surgery. — Al McGuire

At the time I was arrested I had no idea it would turn into this. It was just a day like any other day. The only thing that made it significant was that the masses of the people joined in. — Rosa Parks

People think they have to be ambitious. But at a certain age, all you want is to be around nice, decent people. — Graydon Carter

Most creatures run when they sense danger. People grab a six-pack and a folding chair. — Nenia Campbell

The power of the pen is landmark of life. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Plant the seed of positivity into your mind, nourish it daily with love and happiness will flower, as fear begins to die. — Leon Brown