Midge Hedberg Quotes & Sayings

What's real and what's unreal are like two balls that you alternatively toss in the air, catching one as you throw up the other. — Chloe Thurlow

In India, it is not a contradiction for religion and liberalism to co-exist. — Amish Tripathi

Lord," I cried out, in my mind. "You don't see things the way we mortals see them. We judge by outward things, but You look at the heart. So much of my life, I have chased after outward concerns. I have wanted to excel. But You, O Lord, know my heart. Please forgive me for serving the false masters of my soul. Help me to please only You." I thought for a moment and then emended my prayers. "Help me to want to please only You. — Tessa Afshar

You are mature when you know what is foolhardy and what is courage. — Bernard Williams

There can be distractions, but if you're isolated from the heart of the Games, the Olympics become just another competition. — Mary Lou Retton

Government is not the solution, and it is not the problem. Government is the thing that collects taxes and paves roads and chooses to either invest or not invest in the future. — Glen Merzer

The world is changed by you example, not your opinion. — Paulo Coelho

Dates only make us aware of how numbered our days are, how much closer to death we are for each one we cross off. From now on, Punzel, we're going to live by the sun and the seasons.' He picked me up and spun me around, laughing.'Our days will be endless. — Claire Fuller

By the grace of God you are what you are; glory in your selfhood, accept yourself and go on from there. — Wilferd Peterson

He felt like throwing a hissy fit right there in the truck. Go out with me not her! She doesn't care about you! I do. Can't you see that! I'm crazy about you! I fuckin' love you! — A.E. Via