Donald Jans Quotes & Sayings
Enjoy the top 7 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Donald Jans.
Famous Quotes By Donald Jans
Those rich guys were right. Money can't buy happiness, because happiness is everywhere. It's free, like air. — Donald Jans
I'm not sure who faked their orgasm first, but thankfully it was over rather quickly. — Donald Jans
Sorry, Jack. I really needed to hit rock bottom before I could dust myself off. — Donald Jans
I was convinced that the proverb about money not buying happiness was written by a rich guy who didn't want you to feel bad because you didn't have any. — Donald Jans
I didn't want fine. I wanted to be somebody. Somebody with plenty of money. — Donald Jans
They were in charge of the privilege of staying and the joy of firing. — Donald Jans
He looked so boring I didn't dare get too close to him for fear he'd snatch part of my brain — Donald Jans