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![Me Hilarious Quotes By Derek Landy Me Hilarious Quotes By Derek Landy](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-derek-landy-615027.jpg)
Please don't arrest me."
"Listen to me, I'm not going to arrest you, ok? I'm not a cop."
"Are you sure?"
"Am I sure I'm not a cop? yes, I'm sure."
"You could be undercover. — Derek Landy
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Derek Landy Me Hilarious Quotes By Derek Landy](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-derek-landy-807664.jpg)
I can't tell you how may beautiful women have broken up with me because they were bored. I can't tell you because it never happened. They all adored me."
"It was your humility, wasn't it? — Derek Landy
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Brigid Kemmerer Me Hilarious Quotes By Brigid Kemmerer](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-brigid-kemmerer-1314572.jpg)
So ... why is your brother mean to girls?"
"Because," said Michael from the doorway, "I have three younger brothers who think it's hilarious to parade jailbait through here on a daily basis."
His tone was enough to make her glad she'd worn the pullover into the house. "No one told me there was a parade," she said acidly. "And here I forgot my banner. — Brigid Kemmerer
![Me Hilarious Quotes By CM Punk Me Hilarious Quotes By CM Punk](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-cm-punk-691179.jpg)
Anybody wants to call me the Triple H of Ring of Honor, I think that's hilarious. I would prefer to call Triple H the CM Punk of the WWE — CM Punk
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Sarah MacLean Me Hilarious Quotes By Sarah MacLean](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-sarah-maclean-457678.jpg)
I am happy to pay you," she announced. "For your services."
A harsh, strangled sound cut through the room. It came from him. "Pay me."
She nodded. "Would say, twenty-five pounds do?"
"No."
Her brows knit together. "Of course, a person of your
prowess
is worth more. I apologize for the offense. Fifty? I'm afraid I can't go much higher. It's quite a bit of money. — Sarah MacLean
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Richelle Mead Me Hilarious Quotes By Richelle Mead](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-richelle-mead-921761.jpg)
Are you in a suit?' I managed at last, my voice choking up. 'You didn't have to dress up for me.'
'Quiet, Sage,' he said. 'I'll make the hilarious one-liners during this daring rescue. — Richelle Mead
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Jillian Michaels Me Hilarious Quotes By Jillian Michaels](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-jillian-michaels-265402.jpg)
For years, I always thought it was hilarious that I was this fitness guru, because fitness was just a tool I utilized to help people improve their confidence. For me, it's never been about fitness. It's always been about helping to empower people. — Jillian Michaels
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Holly Black Me Hilarious Quotes By Holly Black](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-holly-black-80611.jpg)
I wanted to be in love like in the storybooks and songs and ballads. Love that hits you like a lightning bolt. And I'm sorry, because yeah, I get that you think I'm ridiculous. I get that you think I'm hilarious. I know, I get that you're mocking me. I get how stupid I am, but at least I know. — Holly Black
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Marlee Matlin Me Hilarious Quotes By Marlee Matlin](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-marlee-matlin-746681.jpg)
All I can say is I've been reading the lips of bleeped-out words, angry baseball players, and stoned-out rock stars on awards shows for years and it's been hilarious. Everyone is always asking me what the bleeped-out parts are saying. — Marlee Matlin
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Charlie Day Me Hilarious Quotes By Charlie Day](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-charlie-day-695151.jpg)
I love Queen. Not all of it. Some of it, I can't get into. But "Don't Stop Me Now" is a pretty hilarious song. It's a good pick-me-up in the car. — Charlie Day
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Jasmine Tookes Me Hilarious Quotes By Jasmine Tookes](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-jasmine-tookes-480973.jpg)
I did a shoot for 'Sports Illustrated,' and my grandpa called me and asked when my issue of 'Playboy' was coming out. It was hilarious as well as embarrassing. — Jasmine Tookes
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Derek Landy Me Hilarious Quotes By Derek Landy](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-derek-landy-461342.jpg)
We're authors, too," Donegan said, "and we've been trying to get into the picture-book market. We have this idea for a Where's Wally type thing, except in ours, you'd have to find the one living person hiding in among all the dismembered corpses while the chainsaw-wielding killer hunts him down. You know, for kids."
"We're going to call is Save the Survivor," Gracious said. — Derek Landy
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Debbie Viguie Me Hilarious Quotes By Debbie Viguie](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-debbie-viguie-610648.jpg)
You tried to kill me. Don't think we won't be telling that story to our kids someday," David said.
"Kids?" she asked, feeling breathless.
"You heard me," he said, eyes intent. "At least three of them. I figure as soon as we're married we should get started on that first one."
"Okay," she said, voice shaking.
"Glad that's settled. When we get back to Prague I'll get you a ring."
"Okay," she said again, her heart soaring.
"I'm going to sleep now, I think."
"You do that. — Debbie Viguie
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Karen Chance Me Hilarious Quotes By Karen Chance](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-karen-chance-128516.jpg)
The only good thing was that by midnight, even most of the bums had gone home to sleep it off. That was lucky for them, because Ray was the worst damn driver I'd ever seen. And that was after I jerked his head out of the duffel and parked it on the dashboard.
"Gah! That makes it worse!" he told me, as I tried to get the eyes facing forward.
"How can it possibly be worse?"
"Because I got double vision now! Get it off! Get it off!"
He batted at his own head and succeeded in sending it tumbling into Christine's lap. She immediately went into hysterics and slapped it away. The head fell out of the car; Ray hit the brakes and we came to a screeching halt.
"What are you doing?" I screeched, as he hopped out. "There are people firing at us!"
"Tough!" came from somewhere under the car. — Karen Chance
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Ted Allen Me Hilarious Quotes By Ted Allen](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-ted-allen-98661.jpg)
A friend told me about the casting notice for 'Queer Eye.' I was in Chicago and I had a contract with 'Esquire' magazine, so had been coming to New York City regularly and thought I'd catch a cheap flight, crash on a friend's sofa and do this hilarious audition that I had no chance of winning. — Ted Allen
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Bob Thaves Me Hilarious Quotes By Bob Thaves](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-bob-thaves-1114473.jpg)
Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. — Bob Thaves
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Mike Myers Me Hilarious Quotes By Mike Myers](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-mike-myers-534953.jpg)
Justin Timberlake is the single most talented human being I've ever met in my life, and it sickens me. He is, like, 12 years old or something! He has 0 percent body fat, he is musically gifted, he has a great ear for accents, and he is hilarious. — Mike Myers
![Me Hilarious Quotes By R.L. Mathewson Me Hilarious Quotes By R.L. Mathewson](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-r-l-mathewson-1294908.jpg)
A mistake? The most passionate night of his life was a mistake? Her first time and that's what she thought. That grated on him in the worst way. "Is that what you think, Beth?"
"Don't call me that."
"Why, Beth?"
"You know I hate that name."
"Oh, so sorry, Beth. I do apologize, Beth." He was being petty and he knew it, but he didn't give a damn. She'd always brought out the very worst in him.
She reached up and twisted his ear. "Ow!"
"Out of my way, Robert Lemonade," she said casually, pissing him off in the worst way. — R.L. Mathewson
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Michelle Hodkin Me Hilarious Quotes By Michelle Hodkin](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-michelle-hodkin-1267616.jpg)
I find it hilarious that whenever I light up, Americans look at me like I'm going to urinate on their children. — Michelle Hodkin
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Jennifer Crusie Me Hilarious Quotes By Jennifer Crusie](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-jennifer-crusie-416165.jpg)
Dont shave,I like it..It helps with one of my new fantasies."
"Yeah ?"Zack shifted a little to the center on top of him for maximum pleasure."What new fantasy is that ?"
Lucy grinned,the sleepiness in her smile melting into guile."The one about the innocent schoolteacher and the vicious,uncivilized cop.Want to play ?"
"Sure."Zack ran his hands up her back."Who do you want to be ?"
"I,of course will be the innocent schoolteacher"Lucy batted her eyes at him.
"Which makes me the cop.All right you have the right to remain naked."
Lucy laughed. — Jennifer Crusie
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Cate Blanchett Me Hilarious Quotes By Cate Blanchett](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-cate-blanchett-1022934.jpg)
My husband wasn't put off by it - he thought it was hilarious to see me dressed as Dylan! He didn't particularly want to kiss me with stubble all over my face - it felt a bit odd! But I think he's used to it [the make-up process]. — Cate Blanchett
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Marie Force Me Hilarious Quotes By Marie Force](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-marie-force-1218443.jpg)
Oh, poor baby," she said, mimicking his drawl.
"Whew. You're back. There was this other Susie here a minute ago, and she was really nice to me. She scared the shit out of me."
She laughed. "They locked her back up in the loony bin."
"Good, because there's only one Susie for me - the one who calls me on my crap and doesn't let me get away with jack shit. That's the Susie I need. That's the Susie I've missed coming home to over the last year." He kissed her. "And that's the Susie who's going to leave a gaping hole in my heart and my life if she doesn't give me another chance. — Marie Force
![Me Hilarious Quotes By J. Leigh Bralick Me Hilarious Quotes By J. Leigh Bralick](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-j-leigh-bralick-493366.jpg)
Shut up," I snapped. "This is not the time. What part of this situation seems like a joke to you?"
Lohka pulled up his knees, giving a feeble, half-manic little laugh. "Oh, maybe just the idea that some soul-devouring being of chaos could be waiting anywhere to finish destroying my life," he said. "That's kind of hilarious, you know. Have you ever had a soul-devouring being of chaos hunting you down so it could finish eating you?"
"No," I said. "I'm sorry, Lohka."
"That's nice," he muttered.
"What about the part where this soul-devouring being of chaos seems to have a taste for me at the moment?" Zhabyr asked. "Can we worry about that, now? Because I kind of already am. — J. Leigh Bralick
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Matt Fraction Me Hilarious Quotes By Matt Fraction](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-matt-fraction-953037.jpg)
Sexcastle is a perfect mix of homage and comedy, action and irony, loving tribute and hilarious send-up of the great, good, and ungodly-bad action movies of the '80s. I don't remember the last time a debut book hit me this hard. Literally, this book punched me in the face. It's THAT mean. — Matt Fraction
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Bella Heathcote Me Hilarious Quotes By Bella Heathcote](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-bella-heathcote-706975.jpg)
All the photographers were trying to just get me off, which was hilarious. But it was very, very amusing. — Bella Heathcote
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Tara Sivec Me Hilarious Quotes By Tara Sivec](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-tara-sivec-1126227.jpg)
Just giving Jenny a last minute pep talk before the race," Drew informs him.
"There's no need for that, Claire is going to kick everyone's ass." Carter says.
Drew laughs and shakes his head. "Oh that's hilarious, limp dick! I know for a fact that Jenny will be the victor."
"The Victor? Who's Victor? Is that like some vibrator champion or something? Is the race named after this Victor guy?"
Claire pats my shoulder and just smiles at me. I guess she already knows about Victor. I'm always the last to know everything. — Tara Sivec
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Kayti McGee Me Hilarious Quotes By Kayti McGee](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-kayti-mcgee-170677.jpg)
She looks me dead in the face and says, "The safe word is going to be 'immigration,' because you know I'll stop it. — Kayti McGee
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Tyler Oakley Me Hilarious Quotes By Tyler Oakley](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-tyler-oakley-674900.jpg)
Besides all that, she's hilarious and warm and knows when I need a hug, and just how long the hug needs to be for me to not feel like crying anymore. — Tyler Oakley
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Brandon Sanderson Me Hilarious Quotes By Brandon Sanderson](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-brandon-sanderson-1144077.jpg)
Most of you Mistborn are probably too proud to crawl. I'm surprised you were willing to do so yourself."
"Too proud to crawl?" Kelsier said. "Nosense! Why, I'd say that we Mistborn are too proud not to be humble enough to go crawling about--in a dignified manner, of course."
Dockson frowned, approaching the desk. "Kell, that didn't make any sense."
"We Mistborn need not make sense. — Brandon Sanderson
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Derek Landy Me Hilarious Quotes By Derek Landy](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-derek-landy-1168658.jpg)
Hmmm ... that's interesting."
"What?"
"There seems to be a gentleman walking towards us with a shotgun. — Derek Landy
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Brandon Sanderson Me Hilarious Quotes By Brandon Sanderson](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-brandon-sanderson-994521.jpg)
Kelsier rapped lightly on the door, and Dockson strolled over, pulling it open.
"And he makes his stunning entry!" Kelsier announced, sweeping into the room, throwing back his mistcloak.
Dockson snorted, shutting the doors. "You're truly a wonder to behold, Kell. Particularly the soot stains on your knees. — Brandon Sanderson
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Derek Landy Me Hilarious Quotes By Derek Landy](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-derek-landy-158109.jpg)
This isn't the first time I've used this, and the test subject showed no signs of impaired cognitive ability."
"Who was the test subject?" asked Aurora.
"I test everything out on myself before taking it into the field."
She stared at him. "You zapped your own brain?"
"And it didn't do me any harm apart from the dizziness and the vomiting spells and the weirdly persistent ringing in my ears. Also the blackouts and the mood swings and the creeping paranoia. Apart from that, zero side effects, if you don't count the numb fingertips. Which I don't. — Derek Landy
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Thomas Pynchon Me Hilarious Quotes By Thomas Pynchon](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-thomas-pynchon-1080334.jpg)
(On the book "Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up To Me") Coming on like the Hallelujah Chorus done by 200 kazoo players with perfect pitch. Hilarious, chilling, sexy, profound, maniacal, beautiful and outrageous all at the same time. — Thomas Pynchon
![Me Hilarious Quotes By David Wong Me Hilarious Quotes By David Wong](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-david-wong-1070480.jpg)
I remember now. Calling you. It's hard, everything's running together. I called and called and called. Like a shotgun, firing in every direction hoping to hit somethin'. I bet I called you twenty times." "Twice. You called me twice. John, answer my question." "Really? You kept getting weird on me. You know what I think? I think you'll be getting calls from me for the next eight or nine years. All from tonight. I couldn't help it, couldn't get oriented. Kept slipping out of the time . . . you've got a voice mail message three years from now that's freaking hilarious. — David Wong
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Dreama Walker Me Hilarious Quotes By Dreama Walker](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-dreama-walker-1027713.jpg)
I moved to New York when I was 17 and I had no idea what I was doing. I really thought I was going to take that city by storm and it taught me a lot; it was like the school of life. For me, it was like a series of really hilarious experiences in New York with getting jobs and getting fired. — Dreama Walker
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Blake Mycoskie Me Hilarious Quotes By Blake Mycoskie](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-blake-mycoskie-1025005.jpg)
I've been blessed with a lot of things in life, but God did not give me rhythm. Still, I love to dance - which past girlfriends always found hilarious. — Blake Mycoskie
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Lauren Barnholdt Me Hilarious Quotes By Lauren Barnholdt](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-lauren-barnholdt-1024628.jpg)
- Dude, it's Jocelyn, I (Jordan) say looking over my shoulder nervously [ ... ]
- This isn't Jocelyn, B.J says sighing. It's Jordan. Dude, try to play a better trick than that. You sound nothing like her. Plus your number came up on my caller ID.
PS: maybe I'm just in a very good mood, but I keep laughing while reading this book, there are plenty of scenes that make me smile, and this is one of them.. it's just hilarious how silly and funny these characters are ;)) — Lauren Barnholdt
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Victoria Scott Me Hilarious Quotes By Victoria Scott](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-victoria-scott-1141405.jpg)
Dante.Oh,Dante.Seal me!Seal me so hard!".He grabs my hips and
pumps his toward mine."Oh,Dante! You're so hot when you seal souls."
I shove my idiot-of-a-best-friend off me and laugh."What the hell was that?" I ask.
"My new move. — Victoria Scott
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Keri Russell Me Hilarious Quotes By Keri Russell](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-keri-russell-971842.jpg)
I was a huge fan of 'Arrested Development,' and there's just something it tickles in me and it's bright and it's hilarious. — Keri Russell
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Zack Love Me Hilarious Quotes By Zack Love](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-zack-love-954932.jpg)
So ... Now that we got that over with, let's get back to love at first sight, Evan said.
Not infatuation at first sight ... Love. With a capital L, he clarified.
Love? Heeb asked, playfully pretending not to know the concept.
Yeah. The real thing. The conviction that if you had this one woman, all other women would become irrelevant. You'd never again be unhappy And you'd give up anything to have her and keep her.
You've experienced that?
Only once. And I haven't stopped thinking about it ever since.
Tell me more.
Sometimes I think that I still chase women just to forget about her. Because I know I can never have her. But I can't seem to forget about her, no matter what girl I'm chasing ... No one can possibly compare ...
Who is she?
Delilah, Evan said wistfully.
Delilah?, asked Heeb, intrigued
Delilah Nakova, Evan replied, with a hint of awe and reverence in his voice. — Zack Love
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Anne Lamott Me Hilarious Quotes By Anne Lamott](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-anne-lamott-169158.jpg)
One of the hardest lessons I had to learn was that I was going to need a lot of help, and for a long time. (Even this morning.) What saved me was that I found gentle, loyal and hilarious companions, which is at the heart of meaning: maybe we don't find a lot of answers to life's tougher questions, but if we find a few true friends, that's even better. — Anne Lamott
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Mameve Medwed Me Hilarious Quotes By Mameve Medwed](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-mameve-medwed-929463.jpg)
Could there be a more hilarious sad sack than Duncan Leland, whose trials and tribulations, so wittily conveyed, had me laughing (and wincing) from the first page? Hart's Maine landscape is rich with eccentric characters, dried fish, and other surprising and original treasures. While Duncan sinks, the reader will float on a cloud nine of classy entertainment. — Mameve Medwed
![Me Hilarious Quotes By James Dashner Me Hilarious Quotes By James Dashner](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-james-dashner-218550.jpg)
Thomas rolled his eyes. "I never said jack about me being braver than anybody. I'm just sick of hearing people's voices. Yours included."
Minho snickered. "Slinthead, when you try to be mean, it's just freaking hilarious. — James Dashner
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Elizabeth Hoyt Me Hilarious Quotes By Elizabeth Hoyt](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-elizabeth-hoyt-921671.jpg)
The lengths to which you're prepared to go to please a housekeeper make me wonder about the servant situation in Scotland. Good help must be thin on the ground." Vale widened his eyes and took a drink.
"She's more to me than a housekeeper," Alistair growled.
"Wonderful!" Vale slapped him on the back. "And about time, too. I was beginning to worry that all your important bits might've atrophied and fallen off from disuse."
He felt unaccustomed heat climb his throat. "Vale ... — Elizabeth Hoyt
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Heinrich Heine Me Hilarious Quotes By Heinrich Heine](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-heinrich-heine-921359.jpg)
God will forgive me. It's his job. Heine said this on his deathbed (1856). Hilarious. He must have thought that up years before and counted the seconds to use it. — Heinrich Heine
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Laurie Halse Anderson Me Hilarious Quotes By Laurie Halse Anderson](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-laurie-halse-anderson-915536.jpg)
I have to go. Boss has
this weird idea that I should actually work while he's paying
me. — Laurie Halse Anderson
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Jenn Cooksey Me Hilarious Quotes By Jenn Cooksey](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-jenn-cooksey-123753.jpg)
Taking a deep breath and trying not to reveal my sudden feeling of inadequacy, I was about to come back with a counter offer when a knock on the window startled me and I did what I always do ... I squeaked, which Tristan thought was pretty hilarious. And for whatever reason, that embarrassed me. Nooo, not telling a guy I'd need gum in order to give him a blowjob, or being more than half-naked with a guy and almost having sex for the time, nor sitting on said guy's lap while he has an obvious erection ... no, none of that embarrasses me. Nope, squeaking like a timid mouse in front of him ... that's what turns my face bright red. I'm tellin' ya, I have issues. — Jenn Cooksey
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Derek Landy Me Hilarious Quotes By Derek Landy](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-derek-landy-94356.jpg)
Night descended on Roarhaven like a woolly blanket of blackness with holes in it that were the stars. — Derek Landy
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Sierra Cartwright Me Hilarious Quotes By Sierra Cartwright](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-sierra-cartwright-1313017.jpg)
Good afternoon, Your Honor," she said. "Thanks for doing this."
"Call me Joshua," he replied. "Unless we meet in the courtroom."
"Or Sir," Connor added.
She looked between them. "You're a Dom, too? How many of you are there?"
"It's not like we're werewolves or something," Connor protested.
"Werewolves only get randy around the full moon. — Sierra Cartwright
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Joan Rivers Me Hilarious Quotes By Joan Rivers](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-joan-rivers-1310100.jpg)
I am never honored. My career is hilarious to me. I am either under the radar or over the radar. — Joan Rivers
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Catherine Doyle Me Hilarious Quotes By Catherine Doyle](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-catherine-doyle-1301860.jpg)
But as of this past month, I think something terrifying is happening to me'
'Oh?' I said, matching her pitch.
'Yeah.' She nodded solemnly at the road. 'I'm not sure yet, but I think, I think, I might be a Belieber now'
I clutched at my heart. 'Good God'
'His stuff is just so on point these days, what am I supposed to do? Not listen to it? Not sing along? I'm only human, Soph. A beautiful, hilarious, intelligent human'. — Catherine Doyle
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Mary Calmes Me Hilarious Quotes By Mary Calmes](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-mary-calmes-113498.jpg)
Don't do that? This is your sage advice?"
"Yeah." He burped and blew it out the side of his mouth. "Sorry, the burritos we had for lunch are kinda comin' back on me. — Mary Calmes
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Derek Landy Me Hilarious Quotes By Derek Landy](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-derek-landy-1294473.jpg)
Over his shoulder, she saw Skulduggery walk in. "Oh, hell," she muttered.
Wreath's smile reappeared. "It's Skulduggery, isn't it?"
Over his shoulder, she saw Skulduggery walk in. "Oh , hell," she muttered.
Wreath's smile reappeared. "It's Skulduggery, isn't it?"
"Please don't annoy him."
"Me? When have I EVER annoyed the great Skulduggery Pleasant?"
Skulduggery arrived at their table. Wreath smile up at him. "Hello."
"I will shoot you in the eye," Skulduggery said.
Wreath glanced at Valkyrie. "I think I've annoyed him. — Derek Landy
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Noel Fielding Me Hilarious Quotes By Noel Fielding](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-noel-fielding-1284816.jpg)
My nan used to look after me in the summer holidays and she had a cat with one eye. It used to walk into walls and tables. I used to think it was hilarious. It was a slapstick cat. — Noel Fielding
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Carrie Preston Me Hilarious Quotes By Carrie Preston](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-carrie-preston-1279755.jpg)
The heroines in 'That's What She Said' are flawed, messy, damaged, hilarious and culpable and not really concerned about being acceptable to the audience in any traditional sense, which for me is what makes them all the more gorgeous. And the fearless truth of that is what makes it funny. — Carrie Preston
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Dean Ambrose Me Hilarious Quotes By Dean Ambrose](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-dean-ambrose-155791.jpg)
I don't like my wrestling or entertainment in general to be too clean or predictable for me as a fan. When I say clean, I'm not talking about dirty jokes, middle fingers and stuff like that. I'm actually not even a big fan of that. A lot of people talk about the attitude era being so great but a lot of it was terrible crap, sex jokes and over-the-top terrible bad comedy. It was Jerry Springer-like. They made a joke about a woman's breasts. Hilarious, but where's the wrestling? I look back on a lot of stuff now, and I'm like where's the wrestling? It's just a lot of crappy jokes. — Dean Ambrose
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Anna Banks Me Hilarious Quotes By Anna Banks](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-anna-banks-1232508.jpg)
Q: When did you realize you wanted to be a writer?
A: I hate this question, because the answer makes me look like a jerk. The answer exposes me as a jerk. But here it is: the first time I read Twilight, I thought to myself, "If this chick can write a book, then you can!"
One day, Stephanie Meyer is going to give me a bloody nose. I accept that like I accept that I will one day get wrinkles.
To Stephanie Meyer: Could you come at me from the right side?
That side of my face could use adjusting ... — Anna Banks
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Lea Michele Me Hilarious Quotes By Lea Michele](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-lea-michele-146713.jpg)
I know this is going to sound really cheesy, but I have the coolest dad in the entire world. My dad is hilarious. He's also strong, smart and makes me feel like he's going to take care of everything. I think those are the qualities I look for in a boyfriend. — Lea Michele
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Bryce Harper Me Hilarious Quotes By Bryce Harper](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-bryce-harper-1202448.jpg)
It's funny to me because everyone says I'm injury prone. That's hilarious to me because I've never blown a hammy or a shoulder or anything like that, knock on wood. — Bryce Harper
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Alice Clayton Me Hilarious Quotes By Alice Clayton](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-alice-clayton-1199029.jpg)
Give it up, mister! No sex for you!" I yelled at the wall as my girls cackled maniacally.
"Tons of sex for me, sister. None for you!" he yelled all too clearly through the wall. — Alice Clayton
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Jami Attenberg Me Hilarious Quotes By Jami Attenberg](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-jami-attenberg-1174051.jpg)
Smart, sharp, and hilarious, Slaughterhouse 90210 is the perfect pick-me-up and never-put-me-down book. — Jami Attenberg
![Me Hilarious Quotes By P.G. Wodehouse Me Hilarious Quotes By P.G. Wodehouse](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-p-g-wodehouse-1170085.jpg)
It was a nasty look. It made me feel as if I were something the dog had brought in and intended to bury later on, when he had time. — P.G. Wodehouse
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Demetri Martin Me Hilarious Quotes By Demetri Martin](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-demetri-martin-857152.jpg)
Like a lot of people, I've always enjoyed commenting on strangers' outfits. Unlike a lot of people, I now had a new megaphone to do it with. And, let me tell you, commenting on people's hilarious clothing choices through a megaphone makes it so much better. — Demetri Martin
![Me Hilarious Quotes By David Eddings Me Hilarious Quotes By David Eddings](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-david-eddings-557756.jpg)
Well
to put it briefly
Arianna and I had become
well
friends."
"I see."
"Nothing improper, you understand," Lelldorin said quickly. "But our friendship was such that
well
we didn't want to be separated." The young Asturian's face appealed to his friend for understanding. "Actually," he went on, "it was a little more than 'didn't want to.' Arianna told me she'd die if I left her behind."
"Possibly she was exaggerating," Garion suggested.
"How could I risk it, though?" Lelldorin protested. "Women are much more delicate than we are
besides, Arianna's a physician. She'd know if she'd die, wouldn't she? — David Eddings
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Gena Showalter Me Hilarious Quotes By Gena Showalter](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-gena-showalter-402089.jpg)
He ignored me, thank God, saying to Kat, "Let go of Frosty's leash. You're choking the life out of him."
Kat's eyes narrowed to tiny slits, a sure sign of her aggression. "He deserves to choke. He didn't keep little frosty in his pants this summer." the words snapped like a whip.
"He did." Cole snapped back with unwavering confidence.
"Not."
"Did."
"Not!"
"Did,"
"Not, not, not!" she shouted with a stomp of her foot.
"What are we five?" Cole said.
"Six. — Gena Showalter
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Melissa Marr Me Hilarious Quotes By Melissa Marr](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-melissa-marr-607534.jpg)
Sionnach smiled in the way of the falsely modest and added, "Forgive me for not standing, but I can't find the energy just yet."
the answering heat flare was enough to raise the temperature in the cave, enough to explain the fine sheen of sweat on Sionnach's body. It wasn't comfortable, but it was useful at hiding the truth. He waited as Keenan's gaze took in the candles, the glasses beside the bed, and the fact that Sionnach was seemingly naked. There were moments in every faery's life that were too perfect to have been planned, and Sionnach was having just such a moment as he reclined in Rika's bed grinning while the faery who had caused such upheaval in Rika's life - and in their desert - very obviously misinterpreted the clues. — Melissa Marr
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Sonam Kapoor Me Hilarious Quotes By Sonam Kapoor](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-sonam-kapoor-598444.jpg)
My parents find me hilarious. They don't pull me up for anything because I'm a good daughter. I stay at home, don't party too much, people don't talk about my affairs or that I am unprofessional. In fact, people tell my parents that I'm so well-brought up. Yes, I tend to shoot my mouth off, but they don't pull me up for that. — Sonam Kapoor
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Jessica Simpson Me Hilarious Quotes By Jessica Simpson](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-jessica-simpson-586613.jpg)
I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me. — Jessica Simpson
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Clark Gregg Me Hilarious Quotes By Clark Gregg](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-clark-gregg-585172.jpg)
I feel like I've had a number of roles in suits, which is hilarious to the people who know me, because it couldn't be further from who I am and what I wear. I think that Aaron Sorkin is, to a certain extent, responsible. — Clark Gregg
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Barack Obama Me Hilarious Quotes By Barack Obama](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-barack-obama-579896.jpg)
Those jeans are comfortable, and for those of you who want your president to look great in his tight jeans, I'm sorry I'm not the guy. It just doesn't fit me. I'm not 20. — Barack Obama
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Dave Wolverton Me Hilarious Quotes By Dave Wolverton](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-dave-wolverton-566113.jpg)
But you have so much in common. You're both from strange little backwater planets. You both have odd powers. You're male and she's female. What more do you need? Believe me, buddy, if I were you, I'd go right up there and ask her if she wants to ride on my rancor. — Dave Wolverton
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Tim Cahill Me Hilarious Quotes By Tim Cahill](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-tim-cahill-559960.jpg)
It's often hilarious to me that I'm writing about Tonga or some tropical place and there's a blizzard outside and the cows are on their backs with their hooves in the air. — Tim Cahill
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Colton Haynes Me Hilarious Quotes By Colton Haynes](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-colton-haynes-397220.jpg)
Everyone calls me 'the male Jennifer Lawrence,' because I just say things because I'm random, and I do things and I don't care what people think. I think she's hilarious. — Colton Haynes
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Derek Landy Me Hilarious Quotes By Derek Landy](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-derek-landy-548831.jpg)
I am what prevents the Accelerator from being a bomb."
"Except you didn't," said Gracious. "Because you weren't around."
"I got bored."
"You're a machine."
"Machines can become bored, too."
Gracious looked suddenly concerned. "My toaster is bored?"
"Perhaps, " said the Engineer. "I do not know many toasters. — Derek Landy
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Derek Landy Me Hilarious Quotes By Derek Landy](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-derek-landy-543565.jpg)
I am Detective Inspector Me. This is my partner, Detective Her."
The traffic warden frowned. "Her?"
"Me," said Stephanie.
"Him?"
"Not me," said Skulduggery. "Her."
"Me," said Stephanie.
"You?" said the traffic warden.
"Yes," said Stephanie.
"I'm sorry, who are you?"
Stephanie looked at him. "I'm Her, he's Me. Got it? — Derek Landy
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Brandon Sanderson Me Hilarious Quotes By Brandon Sanderson](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-brandon-sanderson-427099.jpg)
I grunted, hauling the rope hand over hand. A plaintive squeak came from the pulley system with each draw, as if I had strapped some unfortunate mouse to a torture device and was twisting with glee. — Brandon Sanderson
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Keith Stanfield Me Hilarious Quotes By Keith Stanfield](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-keith-stanfield-523770.jpg)
We used to do sock puppet shows for my auntie back in the day. Me and my friends would do accents of Englishmen, and we would sip tea and act like we were rich in front of the family, and they thought it was just hilarious, the level of perception that we had about things that we'd never experienced. — Keith Stanfield
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Boris Beizer Me Hilarious Quotes By Boris Beizer](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-boris-beizer-499429.jpg)
One of the saddest sights to me has always been a human at a keyboard doing something by hand that could be automated. It's sad but hilarious. — Boris Beizer
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Anne Lamott Me Hilarious Quotes By Anne Lamott](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-anne-lamott-496610.jpg)
What saved me was that I found gentle, loyal and hilarious companions, which is at the heart of meaning: maybe we don't find a lot of answers to life's tougher questions, but if we find a few true friends, that's even better. They help you see who you truly are, which is not always the loveliest possible version of yourself, but then comes the greatest miracle of all - they still love you. They keep you company as perhaps you become less of a whiny baby, if you accept their help. — Anne Lamott
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Derek Landy Me Hilarious Quotes By Derek Landy](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-derek-landy-432396.jpg)
The Engineer smiled (internally, for of course it had no mouth). It was feeling good. It was feeling optimistic. Moving at its current speed, it would arrive back in Ireland in plenty of time to shut everything down before a series of overloads and power loops inevitably led to a sequence of events which would, in turn, eventually lead to the probable destruction of the world. The Engineer wasn't worried.
And then the truck hit it. — Derek Landy
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Leta Blake Me Hilarious Quotes By Leta Blake](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-leta-blake-450666.jpg)
Honey, are you being safe?'
'I wear my seat belt, yes.'
'Does this Rob Lovely wear a seat belt too?'
Matty sighed. 'Mother, seat belts should be worn at all times when in a moving vehicle. Didn't you teach me that?'
'So long as we're both talking about condoms here, then I'll leave it.'
'Consider it left. — Leta Blake
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Chloe Neill Me Hilarious Quotes By Chloe Neill](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-chloe-neill-703150.jpg)
I believe there's something you'll need, Sentinel." Ethan slid from his chair, dropped to one knee on the carpet. My mind had to race to keep up, but my heart pounded madly. Ethan looked up at me, grinned. "That thing, of course, is this." He held up a small dessert fork. "You dropped your fork, Sentinel." My blood pounded in my ears. I stood up, swatted his arms with slaps. "You are a jerk." He roared with laughter. "Ah, Sentinel. The look on your face." He doubled over with laughter. "Such terror." I kept swatting. "At the thought of marrying you, you pretentious ass." He roared again, then picked me up and carried me to the bed. "My pretentions are well earned, Sentinel." "You have got to stop doing that." "I can't. It's hilarious." Only a man would think fake proposals were so funny. — Chloe Neill
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Casey Wilson Me Hilarious Quotes By Casey Wilson](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-casey-wilson-843961.jpg)
What I think is funny is when people, despite tragic situations, are still hopeful, still trying. It's sweet and sad - and, to me, hilarious. — Casey Wilson
![Me Hilarious Quotes By A&E Kirk Me Hilarious Quotes By A&E Kirk](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-a-e-kirk-835913.jpg)
The front door slammed and Dad said, "Aurora, sure you aren't expecting a package?"
I leaned back to find him army-crawling under the window in the living room. Like all dads do. "Already told you no, Rambo."
"The new mailman is back." Dad reached up and pulled the curtains closed before standing up and peeking out. "Won't come to the door."
"M shot a tranquillizer dart at the last guy." Mom gave a tired look at M who shrugged unapologetically. "The fact that there's a new one willing to be on our sidewalk is a miracle. Don't scare him off, Clyde."
Dad tried to block me when I went for the curtains. "He won't let me sign for your package. Demanded you come out in person."
"I'll get my tranq gun!" M made for her room.
"Don't you dare!" Mom chased her.
I swished back the curtains to get a look at the petrifying postman.
"I find his interest in my teenage daughter creepy," Dad grumbled.
Oh, he had no idea. — A&E Kirk
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Gordon Ramsay Me Hilarious Quotes By Gordon Ramsay](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-gordon-ramsay-812392.jpg)
My wife, a schoolteacher, very disciplined. If you think I'm tough, trust me, and wait till you see when the children are on the naughty step. It's hilarious. So we decided that I'm going to work like a donkey and provide amazing support for the family. — Gordon Ramsay
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Blake Griffin Me Hilarious Quotes By Blake Griffin](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-blake-griffin-223092.jpg)
Acting is the great love of my life. It gives you permission to use all parts of yourself. Permission to be the hero, the love interest, the comedian, the villain. Transformation excites me. So does truth. Nothing is more thrilling, hilarious, and tragic than the truth. Those things motivated me to become an actor. Also, they always have the best food on set. — Blake Griffin
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Ilona Andrews Me Hilarious Quotes By Ilona Andrews](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-ilona-andrews-769864.jpg)
No more tubs for me." I jumped off the bed and pulled on a pair of Pack sweats. "They make me lose all sense."
Curran sprawled on the bed with a big self-satisfied smile. "Want to know a secret?"
"Sure."
"It's not the bathtub, baby."
Well, aren't we smug. I picked up the corner of the lowest mattress and made a show of looking under it.
"What are you looking for?"
"A pea Your Majesty."
"What?"
"You heard me."
I jumped back as he lunged and his fingers missed me by an inch.
"Getting slow in your old age."
"I thought you liked it slow."
A flashback to last night mugged me and my mind executed a full stop.
He laughed. "Ran out of snappy comebacks?"
"Hush. I'm trying to think of one. — Ilona Andrews
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Rachel Sklar Me Hilarious Quotes By Rachel Sklar](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-rachel-sklar-226459.jpg)
I totally consider Fishbowl my full time job - I have to say I freaking love doing this blog. I just enjoy the medium so much; I love the fact that it requires me to read amazing stuff by hilarious and talented people and forces me to know what's going on in the world. — Rachel Sklar
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Jonathan Lethem Me Hilarious Quotes By Jonathan Lethem](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-jonathan-lethem-712299.jpg)
Anyway, it struck me now in a different light, as being yet another bit of personal meaning which had ben taken from me, stripped off like clothes I'd only borrowed or stolen. I had maybe the least persuasive case for self-pity of any human soul on the planet. Or anyway, the most hilarious. — Jonathan Lethem
![Me Hilarious Quotes By J.D. Robb Me Hilarious Quotes By J.D. Robb](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-j-d-robb-289155.jpg)
Would you be shedding tears for McNab's dead body if he'd been screwing around on you?"
Peabody pursed her lips. "Well, since I'd've been the one who killed him, I'd probably be shedding tears for me because you'd be arresting me. And that would really make me sad. — J.D. Robb
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Michael Anthony Me Hilarious Quotes By Michael Anthony](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-michael-anthony-467664.jpg)
Don't threaten me with a good time. — Michael Anthony
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Jennifer Lawrence Me Hilarious Quotes By Jennifer Lawrence](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-jennifer-lawrence-290243.jpg)
My family went on a cruise, and I got a terrible haircut. FYI: Never get your hair cut on a cruise. And I had, like, this blonde curly 'fro, and I walked into the gym the first day back in seventh grade and everyone was staring at me, and for some reason I thought, I know what I need to do! And I just started sprinting from one end of the gym to the other, and I thought it was hilarious. But nobody else at that age really did. It was genuinely weird — Jennifer Lawrence
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Mayer Hawthorne Me Hilarious Quotes By Mayer Hawthorne](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-mayer-hawthorne-377391.jpg)
People will send me tweets or texts, 'Yo, I'm at Red Lobster now and they're playing Mayer Hawthorne,' more of that kind of stuff, which is hilarious. — Mayer Hawthorne
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Adam Mansbach Me Hilarious Quotes By Adam Mansbach](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-adam-mansbach-686371.jpg)
It's hilarious to me that by writing an obscene fake children's book I am mistaken for a parenting expert. — Adam Mansbach
![Me Hilarious Quotes By C.J. Roberts Me Hilarious Quotes By C.J. Roberts](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-c-j-roberts-680037.jpg)
You're the best boyfriend ever. You let me ride in elevators and everything."
"Laugh it up, Pet. It'll be hilarious when we get stuck and the smell of unclean tourist is invading your nostrils."
"Don't worry, Sexy. I'll protect you. — C.J. Roberts
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Evanescence Me Hilarious Quotes By Evanescence](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-evanescence-395941.jpg)
I was like, 'Dude, make me look bad. Please. I want to look ugly. I want to wear orange pants. — Evanescence
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Jayde Scott Me Hilarious Quotes By Jayde Scott](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-jayde-scott-619900.jpg)
The shapes inched closer. I gaped at them, trying to discern their features. "I think I see dead people," I whispered.
"Yep," Aidan said, smiling. "More vampire jokes. You're just fine, then. Once this is over, you and my brother will be BFFs." He wrapped his arms around me, pressing me against his broad chest. Against my better judgement, I leaned into him, strangely comforted. — Jayde Scott
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Simon Rex Me Hilarious Quotes By Simon Rex](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-simon-rex-615678.jpg)
I think there is some truth to publicity stunts that might get you press like that. It's so hilarious because now every time I walk by the tabloid stands and look at the tabloids it makes me kind of wonder like what's really going on. — Simon Rex
![Me Hilarious Quotes By Chloe Neill Me Hilarious Quotes By Chloe Neill](https://quotessayings.net/pics/me-hilarious-quote-by-chloe-neill-615152.jpg)
I believe I've got it covered," Malik said with an admirably straight face and smooth tone. "But I wouldn't mind taking a break before getting to the next round. Grabbing a bite to eat."
Ethan glanced at me, questioning eyebrow arched. Have you infected him?
You're hilarious, I said. — Chloe Neill