Marital Bliss Funny Quotes & Sayings

Works of the intellect are great only by comparison with each other. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

I wanted every word to last for hours, every gaze to last for days. — David Levithan

Social media has definitely changed the game for me. I am able to connect to my fans on twitter and interact with them, daily. YouTube has been a game changer as well - people around the world have been exposed to my comedy through my YouTube channel. — Gabriel Iglesias

The dawn broke, but the Sun did not rise that morning. It was a morning of 'mourning'. (Page 24) — Neena Verma

Sometimes people don't want the truth. Sometimes the truth is worse than a lie. — Chelsea M. Cameron

Nora: What are you planning?
Patch: I wouldn't call this planning. I'd call this throwing a Hail Mary with seconds left on the clock. — Becca Fitzpatrick

You know, I'm just a regular guy. I mow my lawn, shovel snow from the driveway, and change the oil in our vehicles. I do the grocery shopping and cook most of our dinners. I'm like any other man in America. Only I got lucky - I have a beautiful son and an activity we can do together, despite his disability. It's been an incredible journey. I'm not a hero. I'm just a father. And all I did was tie on a pair of running shoes and push my son in his wheelchair. — Dick Hoyt

What I try to communicate is that there's a lot of crossover between that feeling of romantic heartbreak and this devastating feeling of knowing that we've punched a hole in the planet and it's spilling out oil and destroying the Gulf of Mexico and the ecosystem and seabirds and every creature. — Mirah

I think fear is normal, Cade. Just don't let it win. — Lisa Schroeder

I'm not a politician. I'd make a lousy politician. — Norman Schwarzkopf

All of the searching, all of the struggling, all of the efforting to find your true self is naturally revealed in open, relaxed simplicity. — Gangaji

I certainly know that on our first tour of America in 1968, David Crosby came to see us backstage at the Fillmore East in New York, and I was very pleased to meet him from Buffalo Springfield and that kind of stuff. He didn't ask me anything about the music, but he said, 'Where'd you get your clothes, man?' — Justin Hayward

It is because I owe America more than she has ever owed me that I am a candidate for president to the United States. — John McCain

I am not in favour of this modern mania for turning bad people into good people at a moment's notice. — Oscar Wilde