Madeley Best Quotes & Sayings

Your short-term memory really is shot! It must drive you nuts!! — Richard Madeley

YOU'RE just humming with sexual energy! Is it the fabric? Is it wearing tights? — Richard Madeley

When we first got together, one of the things me and Judy had in common was a passion for the correct use of the apostrophe — Richard Madeley

WOMEN lie about sex. It doesn't matter how many partners she says she's had before you. She's lying. — Richard Madeley

IT'S funny. It doesn't work the other way round ! — Richard Madeley

We're all human beings,
when did we change to havings?
Living out our life through things.
How do we get back to being again? — Tracey Madeley

I'd never even looked at a pair of skis. I didn't even realise the boots were separate. I thought it was one whole thing. — Chloe Madeley

That particular octopus committed suicide, didn't he? He stabbed himself with his own beak. — Richard Madeley

My indiscretion was a part of my author mystique, just like Charles Dickens and Richard Madeley. — Rosen Trevithick

If I'm going to be totally honest, I don't think that smoking weed is that big a deal. — Chloe Madeley