Krusty Krab Quotes & Sayings

To bring about government by oligarchy, masquerading as democracy, it is fundamentally essential that practically all authority and control be centralized in our Federal government ... The individual sovereignty of our states must first be destroyed. — Franklin D. Roosevelt

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. — Ann Landers

That's So Hot! magazine — Rachel Renee Russell

If I was not an actress, I would be a homeopathic doctor. — Lindsay Wagner

The man possessed of a dollar, feels himself to be not merely one hundred cents richer, but also one hundred cents better, than the man who is penniless; so on through all the gradations of earthly possessions - the estimate of our own moral and political importance swelling always in a ratio exactly proportionate to the growth of our purse. — Frances Wright

You're okay," I said happily.
She gave me a teasing punch. "You knew I was."
"A phone call is different from seeing," I said. I pressed a kiss to her forehead. "I mean, I knew you were competent and brave and awesome, but, well ... it's still not easy having your wife off risking her life with a bunch of vampire-hating freaks." I reached into my pocket. "Oh, and don't forget this." I got down on my knees and slipped on her diamond and ruby rings, which I'd been holding on to while she was away. "As promised. I mean, except for the naked part. But we can worry about that later. — Richelle Mead

Surrender is the only path to supernatural living. — Alisa Hope Wagner

Then I have some bad news for you, because humans are going to destroy each other as soon as it becomes easy enough to, which will be very soon. — Jonathan Safran Foer

A new report reveals that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie spent over $82,000 on food at NFL games. Christie said, 'Hey, both of those games went into overtime.' — Conan O'Brien