Kewell Quotes & Sayings

Being a woman is worse than being a farmer there is so much harvesting and crop spraying to be done: legs to be waxed, underarms shaved, eyebrows plucked, feet pumiced, skin exfoliated and moisturised, spots cleansed, roots dyed, eyelashes tinted, nails filed, cellulite massaged, stomach muscles exercised.
The whole performance is so highly tuned you only need to neglect it for a few days for the whole thing to go to seed. Sometimes I wonder what I would be like if left to revert to nature - with a full beard and handlebar moustache on each shin Dennis Healey eyebrows face a graveyard of dead skin cells spots erupting long curly fingernails like Struwelpeter blind as bat and stupid runt of species as no contact lenses flabby body flobbering around. Ugh ugh. Is it any wonder girls have no confidence? — Helen Fielding

I never saw Portsmouth by day. — Quentin Crisp

I saw what an achievement it was - the will of a small, countable number of men and women who wrote, and thought, and marched, and sang. If you'd killed the right two hundred people, this future would never have come at all. Perhaps this future had come so late because, previously, they had killed the right two hundred people - over and over, through history. — Caitlin Moran

Progress is the attraction that moves humanity. — Marcus Garvey

Exercising the right of occasional suppression and slight modification, it is truly absurd to see how plastic a limited number of observations become, in the hands of men with preconceived ideas. — Francis Galton

You cannot teach somebody how to relate to the kids, they have to come with it. — Martin Haberman

Kewell should have been yanked off the pitch at half time and put in a hot bath, a boiling hot bath. — Eamon

I'm completely English, but I grew up in Paris and went to school here. My parents moved when I was five. — Jemima West

Studying the past may suggest new ways of going wrong. — Mason Cooley

I like making him smile. It doesn't take much to make the corners of his mouth twitch, but to actually get his lips to curve all the way up, I have to be extra sassy. — Colleen Hoover

You can change someone's life by showing gratitude and giving sincere appreciation. — Debasish Mridha

I think sometimes nothing is better than something. I mean, I'd rather have nothing than let this guy use me like his bitch. — Ben Fountain

What I've learned is that unless it's an emergency, like a fire or brain surgery, hierarchy is not necessary and may be damaging. If you have a hierarchy, you're repeating the strengths and weaknesses of one person without allowing for the accumulative strength of a group. — Gloria Steinem