Hands You Lemons Quotes & Sayings

When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will — Anna Lee

I guess when life hands you lemons, chop 'em up and get lemonade; when life hands you cats, chop 'em up and get pussy. — John Barnes

If life hands you lemons turn around and make grape juice then stand back and watch while everyone try's to figure out how the fuck you did it. — Emma O'Connor

When life hands me lemons I...throw them back and demand JASPER HALE — A.R. Arias

when life hands you lemons you should take them . . . and whack life by the butt with those damn lemon until its bruised and then go munch on some chocolate — Mei

When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail. — Magan Vernon

When life hands you lemons say,
"Lemons? What else have you got?"
- bumper sticker — Darynda Jones

If Life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone — John Rzeznik

I've never needed a bodyguard, Evan."
His hands stilled on the glasses.
"Maybe that isn't such a bad idea now."
"It's a terrible idea. I would never want anyone watching every move I make. It's unnerving. There are fresh lemons in the bottom drawer."
Evan squatted and tugged open the vegetable crisper inside the refrigerator. "You know," he waved a piece of the yellow fruit for emphasis, "you may want to think about it, though."
Morgan smacked the table so hard the salt and pepper shakers jumped.
He grinned and stood. "Haven't lost your temper, I see."
"My temper wasn't burned. — Rachel Carrington

When life hands me lemons I hand them back and pick something else. — Behdad Sami

When life hands you lemons, why stop at lemonade? Create an entire product line. — Gina Greenlee

When life hands you lemons, grab the nearest bottle of vodka and make yourself a cocktail. — Brandi Glanville

When life hands you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail. — Paul Rudd

When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party. — Ron White

When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got? — Henry Rollins

When life hands you lemons, eat and shit them out, Lemons are a natural diuretic. Shit on everyone around you. You'll feel better. — Anthony Paull

If life hands you lemons... make lemonade. Then... try to find someone to whom life has handed vodka... — Les Edgerton

See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do now."
"Yes, Mr. Cliche. I know what I have to do. I make lemonade."
"No, you scream 'fuck you, lemons! — Priscilla Glenn

When the world hands you lemons ... send that back fam ... seriously where's the return address. — Me

The writer's creed: If life hands you lemons--write The Lemon Cookbook! — Sharon Geltner

If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt — Darynda Jones

His thumb smoothed over the tiny red marks the pins had made on her palm, and he brought her hand to his face to kiss the little sore spots.
His voice curled hotly inside her palm. "Your hand smells like lemons."
She opened her eyes and stared at him gravely. "I scrub my hands with lemon juice to remove the ink stains."
The information seemed to amuse him, and lights of humor mixed with the heat in his gaze. — Lisa Kleypas

When life hands you lemons, hand them back and demand chocolate! — Suzanne Sweeney

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours. — W.C. Fields

When fate hands you lemons, make lemonade. — Dale Carnegie

He was standing so close to her that he detected the faint fragrance of lemons in her hair. He sensed rather than felt the stiffness of her body. Was she remembering the blistering heat of their lovemaking? He had suffered for hours afterward, his loins aching viciously, his hands itching for the feel of her soft, silken flesh. It had not been easy to leave her that night. Yet he hadn't been able to take her innocence under false pretenses.
Someday he would be back in her arms, with no deception between them. And the next time, no power in Heaven or hell would be enough to stop him. — Lisa Kleypas

When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life hands you hurricanes, you go surfing. — Jon Foreman