Kaulbach Funeral Home Quotes & Sayings

It is only one who is thoroughly acquainted with the evils of war
that can thoroughly understand the profitable way of carrying it on. — Sun Tzu

Santa Claus is a lie but if you think that's bad, check out what 'fuck' really means. — Andrew Smith

So much of the news was invented for propaganda. — Elsa Morante

Stand there, damn'd meddling villain, and be silent;
For if thou utt'rest but a single word,
A cough or hem, to cross me in my speech,
I'll send thy cursed spirit from the earth,
To bellow with the damn'd! — Joanna Baillie

It was so like Smith's work, so much more like the top of a strongly spiked wall than a head of hair, that the best of players at leap-frog might have declined him, as the most dangerous man in the world to go over. — Charles Dickens

I just would never go audition, and yet I was in very visible places where people would come looking for actors. I say I'm lazy, though I'm sure if I were in therapy for a lot of years, it would turn out to be a lot more than laziness. After awhile, it was, like, too embarrassing for me not to go on auditions. I had to be humiliated into it. — Ellen Barkin

Our passions are true phoenixes; as the old burn out the new straight rise up from the ashes. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Write with nouns and verbs, not with adjectives and adverbs. The adjective hasn't been built that can pull a weak or inaccurate noun out of a tight place. — E.B. White

I always wanted to write a book about LA, a big ambitious book. Nobody had ever really done it with LA- treating the city seriously as a major economic and cultural power, as the embodiment of 21st century America. — James Frey

The object of my researches is the brain. The cranium is only a faithful cast of the external surface of the brain, and is consequently but a minor part of the principal object. — Franz Joseph Gall

If anybody ever dares to compare Bob Dole to Clinton, then they're comparing a criminal to an honest man. — Sonny Bono

Remember, the greatest gift to give people your enlightenment, to share it. It has to be the greatest. — Gautama Buddha

If no one knows you, then you are no one. — Dan Chaon

The left hemisphere is more sophisticated and specialized, a very late outgrowth of the primate, and especially the hominid, brain. On the other hand, it is the right hemisphere which controls the crucial powers of recognizing reality which every living creature must have in order to survive. — Oliver Sacks